'swipe claims she once died when her ma' got home from the weekly shop...
... 'swipe rumaged through the bags and found frozen pops that were melted, and she procceded to swallow the cool cola liquid hole. But, it wasn't defrosted properly and some ice went down her gullet and she had to wait 3 minutes while it melted inside her throat before she could breath again. She is the only person in the world to have survived 3 minutes without oxygen to the brain; it was luck it was a hot day or it might have melted a bit slower and she could have conducted extreme brain damage.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it is lucky you added the last clause of the last sentence
as otherwise Somebody might have been quick to suggest that this is in fact what happened to my brain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Who's somebody?
I can't think of anybody who would make that suggestion.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

could be Anybody
anybody who would do such a thing becomes worth of a swipe Capital Letter (the C stands for Contempt).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

This capital letter thing you're doing.
Is it a new thing? Would you like some constructive criticism?
( Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

no. it's a very old thing.
if i am annoyed with you, or otherwise generally being formal, you will get capitals. if you are in the good books, it will be in lowercase.

If you really cared, Kroney, you would know this. You would.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Oh yeah, that.
That's not what I was referring to, though. I meant the "C stands for contempt" and "F stands for fuck off".
( Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

oh
well the question is about facts, innit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

It is indeed, Rachelswipe.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)