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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Coffee for lunch.
Can't be bothered going to get anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
lazy
so how come you are on the internet again at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)
At Mel's parent's,
Waiting for the Sky man to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)
ah, exciting stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Really is...
Back to work on Wednesday though, can't fucking wait, been off for nearly a month!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I could do with a break
haven't had any time off since new years

how are things going with the job? still all good?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Yeah, job's still good,
But I'm in the middle of sorting out replacement animals for stuff that's been squished or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)
has much been squished?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Couple of 'roaches,
A millipede, and some old guy ate a snail.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I'm not sure I want to ask...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)
It's exactly what it sounds like.
An old guy ate one of my giant snails.
That bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)
what drove him to it?
belligerence? hunger?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Alzheimer's.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)
he'd forgotten that it is uncouth to eat someone else's giant snail?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Where the hell do you work? A french petting zoo?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Something like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
And looking up info about a kinda toad.
Don't fuckin' ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Are her parents dying?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Nope, working.
As far as I'm aware...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)
It's funny because Sky man could be interpreted as a primitive way to refer to God
and you live in a backwards part of the world.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Ah...
Sorry, far too advanced for my simple mind to grasp.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I'm very witty.
You seem to have forgotten.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Of course.
Total memory lapse.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Did mel get that job she applied for aaages ago?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Nah, but cheers for the help.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Ahh shame.
She would probably be getting made redundant now anyway, fucking Clegg and his croneys.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Hello, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
True.
You at risk of getting the kick?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Nah, I've gone through consultation but that just meant I'm moving over to finance.
Three year pay freeze and buttfuck to my pension though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Tough break man,
Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
It's a pain in the arse personally
but it's really not that bad at all, compared to a lot of other people.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Fuck off bert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Hey, I didn't fuck my sister.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)
We all have regrets in our lives

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Nah, unlike him,
My sister's not my type. Too many genetic links.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Holy shitfuck
Look who dragged his arse online. Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Yeah, OK thanks.
How's stuff with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)
Same shit, different day
Booked flights to Japan, then it killed itself. This is why I'm not allowed pets.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Sooo...
You should totally invite yourself to Paris.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I wish she'd kill herself
Vacuous whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Do it!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)

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