Can't!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They're my marks and my rules
Can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

*hides 9/10*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

*activates 9/10 homing beacon I cunningly built into my keyring*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Fucking, fucking hell
*grudgingly hands back 9/10*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Double woop!
That actually made me lol whilst typing it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Yes, you've done very well indeed today
Now fuck the fuck off, you fucking fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

*fucks off happy with 2 9/10s*
I must get a 10 though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm guarding the 10 closely
I don't want to end up like Len Goodman and totally devalue it, do I. And I'm sure you don't want your name to be associated with the likes of Mark Ramprakash. The memory of his Jive still boils my blood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

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boils makes
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( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

8/10, a well-deserved click
Bonus points for imagination attributed to the final point, and on a debut effort, too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)