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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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And on a recent visit to Longleat Ms Foxtrot bravely conquered her fear of all things creepy AND crawly to hold a giant African millipede. She said it felt like a mobile hairbrush. This has nowt to do with the number of legs it has, I just thought you might enjoy the story
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
It makes me question the scientific acreacy of the naming conventions of animals; it's like they've gotten up to 350 and thought "Fuck it, nearly half way there, let's call it 750 and round it up".
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
"Hey, that thing's got lots of legs. What means 'lots'? Cent, that'll do."
And then they needed something that meant 'more lots than lots', and so millipede.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
... let's call it the [lots]apede" and then found what we call the centipede and wouldn't have a name for it as the [lots]apede is already taken.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I wouldn't want to hold one still and count its legs. Would you? WOULD YOU?!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Quick, let's gaz-bomb her until she finds out the answer to your question
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
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