I'm the eldest!
We're supposed to be the strongest. But yeah home-cooked meals, plenty of outdoor exercise etc seem to have done nothing for me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've got consumption.
Sorry to be the bearer etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

You're not sorry at all you bastard

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I think it's because you're brainy. All the good genes are concentrated in your head, leaving all the crap genes for your body.
I on the other hand, being a bit dense, is as strong as an Ox. Biology 101 with Blousie.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I did have a dream once
where a doctor congratulated me on not wanting children, because I was a dead-end of human evolution. I was one of the next-along mutations that just didn't work out because my body was shit.

Also you don't strike me as dense in the least
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Spooky!
I'm not stupid but I did do an art degree for reasons other than I can draw : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I think the drawing
might be the salient point haha.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

This would also explain why you're single Blousie.
As I read in a book once, that you aren't supposed to covet your neighbours ox.

If you move a bit further away, all the boys local to where you live now will be beating a path to you door.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I hope not.
They all seem to be 5 foot tall.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

These cows are small.
Those are far away. (In keeping with the Ox theme)


( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I don'y keep in with themes
but I love this
www.stumbleupon.com/su/2rbHgi/www.blameitonthevoices.com/2011/02/scaring-s-out-of-kids.html
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)