am i getting this correctly
you are internet-married to me.

and you are saying that c-drac married a pig.

you'd better go and chat up the chicken if you want to get laid ever again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Marry the chicken? What kind of sick freak do you take me for?
She's family
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

That's fowl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

what a poultry pun

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You're right. It was a poultry effort.
I feel like a cock now*.

*Expects strike-through
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

now you're proposing internet-bigamy
this is even worse than the time when you threatened to shop me to the inland revenue for failure to declare something irrelevant.


( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I would NEVER report you to the Inland Revenue
Because they’re now called “Her Majesty’s Revenue & Customs”
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)