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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmi45-xw9tk&feature=player_embedded

Tell me about the greatest thing you've ever experianced.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:08, 157 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Anal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)
It even made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Tickle your arse with a feather

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Even better.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Particularly nice weather

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Soon be Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Yours or his?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Sorry can't think of anything
that is not ridiculously sappy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I guess you could tell me about where you'd take me out on a date, like, on telly or something, where they've given you a budget of £1000 for the night.
I'd be interested in that one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)
You wouldn't like it Gonz
if I had that money to spend on a date, it'd start off with sky-diving, then dinner at The Fat Duck, then do a swipe with cocktails at the Savoy (ignore the distance problems in this.)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I want to go to the Fat Duck for my 40th

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I'd like to go to the Fat Duck

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)
*invites Vipros*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
woohoo!
you're paying right?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
errrrr, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
well, I'll just find someone who is!
I'd convince Swipey to take me, but she wouldn't appreciate it with her uneducated vegetarian palate
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
This is true
She could pay though, I think
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
depends what i get out of it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Satisfaction
for Vipros and me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)
oh...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
ignore them swipe
my evening would be much more fun, and provide no satisfaction for Vipros and sportscow
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I think if you're giving out invites, then it's only fair for you to invite me, on account of me really wanting to go.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
if you want to do a swipe
you only have to ask
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)
*imagines queue of people asking*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
the offer is limited to me obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
haha!
I didn't spot it, but of course you're welcome to come along with my imaginary 1000 pounds and have cocktails
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)
the two of us together
would certainly give gonz a night to remember for his £1k.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I think so indeed
want to come sky diving as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
hell yes
and we both have built in landing cushions
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
That would be a whole-day date, could we go sky diving at night over central london, flying over london at night is stunning, one of the most amazing sites I've ever seen.
I think I would enjoy that quite a lot, it would cirtainly be a day to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they don't let first-timers
do night parachute jumps
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Espesh in central london or built up cities, I presume.
I think I know what I'd do, hot summer's night, hampstead heath, some posh chef with a mobile kitchen and loads of lights so it's like those smirnoff adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Wellingtonia?
floralolz
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)
*watches tumbleweed*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)
a lot of the greatest things I've experienced have been food
mostly cooked by one of my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)
What sort of thing? I've cooked lobster twice in the last month, I've gotten a taste for it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)
had a lobster bisque on friday
fucking lovely.

my top food experiences have been:
beef wellington (cooked by my mate)
an outstanding paella (cooked by my mate)
roast tenderloin of pork with sage, butternut squash and crackling risotto (cooked by my mate)
seared pigeon breast with celeriac mash and foie gras (cooked by a really fancy restaurant)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)
the pigeon sounds delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)
it was outrageously good
first time I'd had pigeon and foie gras. Both were superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Greek Yoghurt + Grama Masala + Tomarto Paste + Corianda + Pork Tenderloin = LUSHNESS <3<3<3 on a turkish flat bread with riatia

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
that sounds good
I love turkish food. I will give that sort of thing a go.

the chicken katsu curry my mrs made the other way was pretty special. Easy to make as well. You should try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Oh man, did you do the curry bit yourself? How did you do it? I <3 Katsu soooo much.
Panko Breadcrumbs are god.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I liked the old Gonz,
The one who used to get his meals out of a skip. This affluent one frightens me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Oddly enough, I'm spending less on food, rather than spending £25 a couple of times a week on sushi, I'm getting amazing ingredients such as Lobster.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
gonz gonz gonz
did you ever check out aimee mann and liz phair songs when looking for angry female soloists? and what did you think?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
0o0o0oh. nah', remind me tonight =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
My first gig was pretty epic as well
also my first drink of water after two months, and getting into Oxford
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)
1st drink of water for 2 months?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)
on a ventilator in hospital
you can't have liquids
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Ahh, OK
I'm sure it tasted amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Only supposed
to have a spoonful, but I convinced my brother to give me a litre when the nurse was out of the room. The look on his face when he was told I could've drowned was hilarious*

*may not be as funny as described
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I love a cold pint of water

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I do now
it's a cliche but true that you don't appreciate stuff until you've not got it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Oh my goodness !
A few times I've gone nil-by-mouth for a few months, it's amazing how it changes your perception.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
A few months?
Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
He really could go nil by mouth for several months without bother

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Yup... a forumuler called "CT3211", smelt like off milk, consistancy of a McDonalds milkshake, second and third times I was allowed crusha milkshake with it.
Nestle sent me boxes and boxes of crusha, all sorts of expermental flavours. I <3 nestle for that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
That and medically sterial water.
Worst time was between the age of 12 years and 11 months up to 13 years and 1 month (of age)... perfect for a nice yiddisha boy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Fuck
Are your Woe Is Me guts really that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
They can be, sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Ouch
Must be horrible
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I love Nestle for ruing the lives of mothers and children in Africa
not really I don't give a shit.

is this why you love Yop so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I didn't have milk for about 3 years, the smell made me retch, it's rare that I have milk now. I like the taste now but it put me off for years.
I love Yop because Yop is Love.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Is that those horrible
drinks designed to cram calories in?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
They explained to me like a reboot, it's the base of what you need to live, it's got stuff that nobody is allergic too.
And after the two months they reintroduce you back onto foods, the first one was potato (no skin, no salt, no butter, just potato), then it's Marmight.... every week you get a new one, and it's the most nicest tasting thing in the world each time. If you get bad, you go back two weeks and see if that is the thing that causes it.

Turns out, it's not food related.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Oh slightly different then
after I came off the IV they made me drink these horrible milkshake drinks which are full of calories.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Ohh, I know the ones, loads of kids in other beds had to have them.
I find it hard to believe that they sale them (more or less) in shops now and people drink them instead of meals ! I don't mean Weight Watchers, but like the Nutrisomething ones.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I'm getting thirsty just thinking about it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
My mother coming back from Sri Lanka with my sister was pretty amazing.
I immediately bonded with her and felt like she was part of the family.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Your mum is Madonna
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I'm not surprised you bonded straight away.
What with her having given birth to you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
haha again!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
That's more like de-bonding.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I found Nirvana once
but I lost it down the back of the sofa, oh well easy come, easy go.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)
nevermind

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)
yeah, nevermind

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)
when it's great
great sex is pretty... great.

the salted caramel puddles at hotel chocolat are pretty great.

getting in my brand new car and hooning it off down the embankment was especially great. as was getting the keys to my flat on completion. that was really great.

seeing my nieces' and nephew's little faces when they get really excited because auntie swipe has arrived is very great too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)
my niece cries pretty much every time she sees me
this gets a little wearing after a couple of days
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
It's because your beard smells like piss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
of all the things you could say about it
that is among the more ridiculous

she doesn't see smells.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Depends on how bad you smell

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I smell better than London
which is where they live. When I arrive air quality in general improves.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1119949
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Squealer!

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
:p

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
i just saw that in a quick scroll through
and thought it was in response to my comment about great sex.

if it had been, i would have said, "and how would you know, nobody squeals during marital sex."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
What about married pigs?
I bet they squeal like, err, pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
blimey
in the city, it's illegal for animals to get married. is somerrrrset really that different??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)
nah
animals can't marry but they can get civil partnerships
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
You and your city ways
Some folks'l never marry a pig
And then again some fokes'l
Like C-Drac, the slack jawed yokel
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
am i getting this correctly
you are internet-married to me.

and you are saying that c-drac married a pig.

you'd better go and chat up the chicken if you want to get laid ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Marry the chicken? What kind of sick freak do you take me for?
She's family
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
That's fowl.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
what a poultry pun

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
You're right. It was a poultry effort.
I feel like a cock now*.

*Expects strike-through
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)
now you're proposing internet-bigamy
this is even worse than the time when you threatened to shop me to the inland revenue for failure to declare something irrelevant.


(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I would NEVER report you to the Inland Revenue
Because they’re now called “Her Majesty’s Revenue & Customs”
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I had seen that anyway
you arsehat
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I've heard that if you give your beard a really hard tug
your eyes spin like the wheels of a fruit machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
which one?
i would say they were BOTH arsehats to you, vip. BOTH of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
oh they are
both of them are now on the shitlist.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
He's got me on the list, he's got me on the list,
I never will be missed,
He's got me on the list
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Getting your first place is amazing
I remember crapping myself with fear just before I bought my flat. How could I afford the mortgage, etc?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
god i'm so so spoiled not to have one
but you have given me a fresh appreciation of that all over again, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
My flat had a £64,000 mortgage when I bought it
It seemed like a million quid to me at the time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
would make you a millionaire now!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I doubt it
I did make £55,000 when I sold it though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
them were the days
actually i can't complain, mine has rocketed up in value even with the recession. just wish the useless managing agent would sort out my parking space (4 years later and i am still parking on the fucking road)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
A different world in London for property though
My flat had a river and sea view, private parking space, two bedrooms, etc. In London that would probably be a £1million
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
ha, and the rest!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Exactly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Awesomeness.
I haven't gotten anythign from Hotel Choclat in years now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)
you neeeeed to go again
alistair and i had "billionaires shortbreads" today, amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I remember when it was just an online store.
Their slabs are OMGood
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Mrs Cow always gets hotel Chocolat stuff
for Christmas and birthdays but she doesn't like it. I do so end up with free choc!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Your spelling

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
*Glees and Oboejeans*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Oboejeans FTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Running for 20 minutes for the first time.
I was chuffed to bits.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Good one
I remember (pre-kids) going to a new gym and getting all the fitness tests done and being told I was "really" healthy. Shame I'm a fat lazy cunt now really
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I haven't really improved that much.
God knows I've tried.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I was a chubber
or getting on for one. Stopped drinking and eating loads, went to the gym 3 times a week and swam 2-3 times a week on lunch.

I literally do not have the time now to do this + my back is goosed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I'm still a chubber. Just a fit one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Nonsense
You are not chubby
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Am too.
Off to the gym now. Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

unn oger
ch spl
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
20 mintes?
Do people do that?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
He is adding up a month's worth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits too.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Imagine the new LTI pic I can't be arsed to make

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Skydiving was a pretty awesome and overwhelming experience
Walking along a hot beach in Thailand is also up there, mostly because I'd been in cast about 3 weeks before hand, so was still learning how to walk again.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Glastonbury last year.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
My 1st Glastonbury in 2000 was amazing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Everyone I've been to has been epic,
but couldn't get tickets this year :(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I've been to 3
2000, 2002 and 2003 - they got steadily less good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Hah
That year was my first one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
It was brilliant
Loads of good bands and amazing weather too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Yeah, it was the best out of the two I've been to.
2002 was ok, but not as good. I haven't been since as tickets have been ridiculous. Both in price and availability.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
also: fucking Beyonce?
load of shit

"but it's not about the music" - yes it fucking is.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Vipros
what's the penalty for quite liking one Good Charlotte song?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Death I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)
It's one of the newer ones

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Monty would be so proud
I went back to the tent for beers and spliffs rather than endure Bowie
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
It's not all about the headliners of one stage though.
There are hundreds of bands there'll always be something you want to see.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)
i didn't watch beyonce
she scares the shit out of me with her awful big stompy legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I don't think it's bad value for money at all Kroney.
It's a 5 day holiday with untold entertainment.

Even if you've got no interest in seeing any of the headline acts, most of the bands you'd see would expect a tenner for a ticket if you saw them on their own.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Oh crap, I started listening to Hair the Musical, for that "black boys" song, I was going to take the piss out of Monty by saying he probably would like that song...
... and before I knew it I've listened to the whole album.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is why I want a dog
www.wimp.com/sweetsurprise/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This is why I like going to my mums house.
The dogs are alwasy so fucking pleased to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

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