Was he in a lead free zone?
I don't see what the big deal with lead free petrol is anyway, round here we've had lead free churches for years!

And what about that satellite tv? Have you seen it...more people have seen the Loch Ness monster!

(These jokes provided courtesy of the year 1988)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

'What do you do if you see an Ethiopian drowning?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Throw in his wife and kids?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

THROW HIM A POLO!!!!1

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Put your foot on his head

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Isn't it 'take your foot off his head'?
It was at my school.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

That was the 'how do you stop a (insert minority group here) from drowing' joke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

'A GOOD START!!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Somewhere Al has turned a shade of puce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

He's turned the colour of his 'I HEART NICK CLEGG
AND THEREFORE MY JUDGEMENT IS DEMONSTRABLY FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED' rosette.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)