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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
You'd get on with my mother.
She too likes 'comfortable shoes'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:40,
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latest was 15 years ago)
And women's golf
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:42,
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*hitches up dungarees*
*rolls up sleeves on lumberjack shirt*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:43,
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Have you been pinching stuff from my wardrobe again?
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:45,
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*plaits armpit hair*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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I can see three possiblities here
1) Your fingers are remarkably dextrous
2) You possess impressive flexibility in your elbow joints
3) You're plaiting SOMEONE ELSE'S ARMPIT HAIR
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:49,
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I am: Crackers'.
I'm not the lesbian, here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:53,
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Not yet
Gayness is genetic, innit. You can also catch it from asylum seekers and single mothers
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:55,
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