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That thread is not homoerotic enough for meShoe's maketh a man, tell me about your shoes?
ALT: What is your favourite minority? I like Gurkas because they have friendly faces
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:58,
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I like my dads slippers.Especially when they're covered in sick.
Alt: Report.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:00,
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Minority Report was mehThe original book was too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:01,
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To be fair, I've never seen the film or read the book.But I'd hate to be called a queer-bashing-darkie-hater, so I thought it was a 'safe' answer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:02,
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You can never have too many shoes or trainers.That's my take on it.
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I can never quite work out if you are male of femaleOne day yur buying massive TV's then lots of shoes, I can only conclude that you are a hermaprodite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:01,
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Lottery-winner, more likeWhat kind of student can afford massive TVs? I smell the sickly stench of bullshit in Barry's backstory.
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fucking tealeaf innit(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:11,
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I have been living like a peasant since September, because Student Finance are useless.But then a couple weeks ago I got all of my backdated loans and grants in one go.
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You are correct.I have fucking shitloads of the fuckers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:01,
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I am a man of simple tastes for footwearBoots or trainers, nothing else. I dont own a pair of shoes. I am sporting some black slip on boots for work today
Gurkhas are cool and have big fucking knives. I like them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:00,
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Racist.Why should we care about the colour of your shoes?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:03,
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I am forcing my shoe opinions all over this internet(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:04,
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Alt: Sikhs. They're fucking hardnuts, and were loyal during the 1857 mutinywhich means a lot to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:02,
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Good beards tooAt Sunderland games there are the "Punjabi Army" who all go wearing red and white turbans. My mate Malta started it off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:03,
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And they are legally allowed to carry knives.Hardnuts, I tell you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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I am currently wearing black ankle bootsI have fallen over once in them today
Alt: I don't like anyone
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:02,
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I went with my new black, green and cream Etnies todaymy new pair of Fly boots should arrive tomorrow. Exciting times.
I hate all minorities equally and without prejudice
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:03,
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make me. argh fuck it, I can't keep it up.
I haven't worn my english boots since I got back. Haven't been able to bring myself to.
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hehwhy not?
you can't spell sentimental without mental
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:13,
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I don't know. I think I'm gonna wear them tomorrow, just because. I think maybe it's cos I wore them almost non stop while I was overseas!
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i love shoesin my office shoe-rack right now i have the following:
shiny killer black patent heels
shiny killer red patent heels
purple suede lace up heels
slouchy brown fuck-me boots
crocodile patent leave-on boots
cream mid-high heels
aubergine suede flat boots
black and tortoiseshell patent-tipped sling-back heels
lace up high heeled school-girl shoes
pewter high heels
i like shoes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:03,
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they all sound shit(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:03,
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even if i told you that i habitually pair them with a pencil skirtand fitted shirt and then use them to walk on people's crotches?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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you had me up until the crotch walking(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:06,
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don't pretend you don't love itthe pair of you. esp vipros - i only do it because he loves evil women.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:06,
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yesyou said something about evil women in hot office gear being... well, hot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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i like a bit of office wenchless of the evil though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:30,
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don't remember saying evilthat would just be silly
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:37,
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If feet or shoes come anywhere near my crotchThe owner gets thrown out of the nearest window.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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you must have real issues sitting cross legged then.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:33,
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You have an office shoe-rack?I really shouldn't be surprised.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:04,
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You've not spoken of your arse toning trainers of late.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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Homoerotic, y'say?I have bloody loads of shoes, this is because I can never bring myself to throw any trainers away until I have replaced them with another pair of according colour scheme for accessorizing purposes. I have more pairs of Converse or wanverse than I care to recount. I also have several pairs of "smart shoes" and obviously lots of dance shoes - two pairs of each Ballroom and Latin (one practice, one competition) as well as ballet shoes.
Well, you did ask.
Alt: non-gay Ballroom Dancers. There are a few of us, honest.
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In other news "Somewhere over the rainbow" has just come on my Ipodwhich seems fairly relevant considering today's discussions- although i should add that it is the Israel Kamakawiwo'ole version and NOT Judy garland
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:06,
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You got me, I'm actually listening to Deeply Dippy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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I am pretty obsessed by Vans shoesI have about 25 pairs alone. I also have two pairs of Cowboy Boots, some gym trainers, a pair of Macbeths for cycling, smart shoes for being suited and booted and some DCs for festivals.
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Macbeths?Do they need washing constantly?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:08,
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Just can't get that damn spot out.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:18,
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I don't find Vans as comfortable as most other skate shoessomething about their waffle sole does not agree with my feet
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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I find Fallen shoes very comfortableThe last DCs I had broke after only 6 months.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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My DCs were like feet central heatingToo fucking hot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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I had some fallen ones, and they were alrightI bought these new Etnies because the last pair lasted twice as long as any other type I've had.
and they were only 30 quid
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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Bought them online?Link me up, I need some new skate shoes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:17,
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they were in tRedsdon't know if you have one of them near you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:22,
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Never heard of themSo no. Nevermind, I couldn't afford them this month anyway.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:27,
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Vans are good.I don't and will not own any though because roughly 86% of the population have them. I cannot be seen out in clothes or trainers that other people have.
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Who still puts GCSE results on their CV?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:09,
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(.) is closer, one day you'll see one don't worrry(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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Look at her smug grinWhat a cunt.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:17,
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Yeah what's SHE ever done to justify smugness EH?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:18,
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That's not a valid reason.You're fucking weird, you know that?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:21,
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gcse's were like falling off a logand i did them 100 years ago when they were harder than they are now. anyone who did not get straight A*'s and A's should be deported or harvested for organs.
i am ignoring my B at maths. that doesn't count because maths is a stupid subject that should be banished.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:27,
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Agreed,although my B was in R.E. (stupid Catholic schools) and I'm ignoring it because I was drunk for the exam.
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what if you did no work at all?I got A's in the important subjects, and my D was in Music, which was a ridiculous subject.
Also, I missed a history exam, so got an X
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:39,
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I got 2 Bsin Technology and French. But I didn't work for any of the exams
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:50,
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Can't remember if mine does or notNeed to update it really.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:13,
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People for whom a C at GSCE Geography is their highest achievement.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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<s>acadaemic</s>.... oh wait, you already didn't include that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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No-one cares about your cup size.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:17,
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I do, still working on my databaseOnly have four entries so far (steady)
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+booked in for the public toilets at lunchtime(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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I couldnt let it go unanswered(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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Don't drag your average downYou don't want to end up bitterly remembering the halcyon days of March 14th over a bottle of whisky and a Ginster's
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Haha!I dont like whisky but a pie would be good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:33,
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A genuine lol from me thereso you start with a generous 7/10
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:43,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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Fat sweaty internet fiend makes a cracking cup of tea and isn't afraid to spend all day in the server room.A self starter, with regards to any sexual activity, and motivated to become a 7th level LARPer by 2013.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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I have five pairs of shoes that I wear with any regularityMy favourite being my red Converse.
Alt: White middle class men in the UK innit.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:08,
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+ who wait in public toliets at night for some bumdering(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:12,
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I'm currently wearing my giraffe slippersI don't think anyone wants to hear me talk about my shoe collection
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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valid members of society get called spastic for legitimate reasons a lot less than you(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:22,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:37,
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That's what he saysIt's lucky I'm so conceited or I might develop low self esteem
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:54,
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www.explosm.net/comics/2353/
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:55,
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Are you not in work then?And you're right, we don't.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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no, I got punched in the face by a spanner last nightso I'm recuperating
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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Listen if NakedApe punches you again you call me OK?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:17,
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Whilst laughter is the best medicineIt doesn't count if you're the one howling down the phone like a spasticated hyena.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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Oi, I resent that, I have a mighty right hook(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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I have on pair of shoes, they are boots, they are black, and I don't know where they came from.Because I am a bloke with a penis.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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Nanny state black lace up trainers.I bought them for three reasons. They were on sale, I can drive in them and I like the brand name Nanny state.
I like one-legged black dwarf lesbians best of all the minorities.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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I'm not wearing any shoes at the momentbut my favourites of the moment are my battered red office cowboy boots, or the black boots I got off ebay that make my feet look miniature, or the brown flat Mary Janes that I've already worn to death.
I like shoes.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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I'm not wearing any anal at the moment?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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I know, I'm off to the gym now to punish myself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:30,
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I am wearing some boots. They are black.At home I have some dress shoes, some trainers, some skate shoes and some more boots which are also black. Exciting times, I think you'll agree.
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Impossible to dance in thoughUnless you're doing that "plant feet, wave arms" thing which is usually accompanied by plaintive cries of "Hey, now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me"
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Not true,although I'll accept that they're impossible to mince around in.
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Maybe I should have modified that to say they're impossible to dance they way I do inBut that sentence is just so unwieldy that it makes me cry
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Straight men can minceAs I have proven on countless occasions. But you're right; 6/10. Bet you're glad you bothered now.
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Well that's bollocks, isn't itI'm torn between saying I expect better from you and realising that inviting you to better yourself is just going to unleash a new torrent of gay jokes, like a sticky tsunami
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Hold up a moment, you're saying you also have a penis and therefore don't give a toss about your shoes too?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:41,
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More or less Gonz, more or less.I must admit to MASSIVE GLESS when I got my burgundy leather dress shoes though.
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My favourite shoes are my Keen shoe/sandal hybrid thingies.Most comfortable footbeds EVAR.
I only wear shoes that could see me through an apocalypse.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:32,
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You'd get on with my mother.She too likes 'comfortable shoes'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:40,
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*hitches up dungarees**rolls up sleeves on lumberjack shirt*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:43,
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I can see three possiblities here1) Your fingers are remarkably dextrous
2) You possess impressive flexibility in your elbow joints
3) You're plaiting SOMEONE ELSE'S ARMPIT HAIR
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I am: Crackers'.I'm not the lesbian, here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:53,
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Not yetGayness is genetic, innit. You can also catch it from asylum seekers and single mothers
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Hmm I think I might have a problem hereNormal footwear: dressy shoes, CAT boots, 3 or 4 pairs of trainers of varying colours, wellies for the bad weather.
Sporty footwear: footie trainers, footie astro trainers, footie boots, 2 pairs of cricket boots, basketball boots, and golf shoes.
Conclusion: perhaps too much sport, not enough fashion sense.
Fave Minority : white, middle-aged, heterosexual males. We appear to be the only 'group' in my company that doesn't have it's own frigging diversity network group.
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yes you doit's called the boardroom
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:49,
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You must be jokingOur boardroom is full of women and forrins. No wonder we're going down the pisser.
/MontyBlog
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I was fairly obviously joking(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:50,
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Our company intranet site heralded International Women's Day last weekI submitted an enquiry as to why International Men's Day was not similarly celebrated.
I received a 5 million word reply from some fuck-nugget from 'Diversity and Inclusion' that blew my bullshitometer off the scale.
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Here you goenemiesofreason.co.uk/2011/03/08/international-bleating-day/
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:04,
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It reads like it was written by a bleating old carpet muncherWhich would be ironic.
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Yesterday was International Men's Day(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:04,
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Can anyone here claim to have celebrated it with a steak and/or blowjob though?(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Not me, that's for sure'Tuna pasta bake and an angry wank night' doesn't have it's own day yet. Apart from 'every day'.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:09,
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I had fish and chips and a wank laterDoes that count?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:09,
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You're both doing better than meI felt so ill that I went to bed about 9.30 without eating anything and couldn't even muster the energy for a wank
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I know!Not that my vegetarian missus would have honoured me with steak but I was REALLY looking forward to that wank.
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if I'd been at home I would have donemy mrs is all for it. She loves steak and isn't averse to giving head either
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:11,
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you are getting confusedthat's a wolverine
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:14,
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it's actually on the 19th of november (
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:11,
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Just counted mine.Twenty eight with three pairs winging their way to me in the post. I can't believe I have that few, this needs to change.
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I think I own about 5 pairs of boots and 5 pairs of trainersA pair of football boots and a pair of astroturf boots
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:04,
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I must have 30 pairs of trainers* at least.This follows a 20+ pair cull about 5 or so years ago.
*I don't count Converse in this total, I have the best part of 10 pairs of them.
Amazing that I have no money isn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:04,
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Yeh', well, yeh', well, yeh', well.... Dad used to own a skating shop, must have had at least 500 pairs of shoes in that respect.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:06,
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Yeah?Well my dad was in the SAS - before he became a stuntman and part-time Ninja, that is, and he used to drive a James Bond Aston Martin with real lasers. And a Monster Truck.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:08,
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"The best part of 10 pairs"Isn't that just... 9 pairs? Or do you own 10 pairs which are all absolutely fucked?
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Nike Max Air, suuuper comfy, and sporty, and I love them.Alt: Japanese. Only because I want a Japanese baby.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:14,
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"I'm spawning Japanese, I think I'm spawning Japanese, I really think so"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:15,
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I'm obviously thick as I can't work this one out
COWFAIL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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I have a few pairs of knackered trainers, and one pair of shoesThat's it, really.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:16,
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oooh but These are my favorite shoes I've ever owned. I just can't wear them often, because I look like a giant.
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