Hmm I think I might have a problem here
Normal footwear: dressy shoes, CAT boots, 3 or 4 pairs of trainers of varying colours, wellies for the bad weather.

Sporty footwear: footie trainers, footie astro trainers, footie boots, 2 pairs of cricket boots, basketball boots, and golf shoes.

Conclusion: perhaps too much sport, not enough fashion sense.

Fave Minority : white, middle-aged, heterosexual males. We appear to be the only 'group' in my company that doesn't have it's own frigging diversity network group.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

yes you do
it's called the boardroom
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

You must be joking
Our boardroom is full of women and forrins. No wonder we're going down the pisser.

/MontyBlog
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I was fairly obviously joking

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Our company intranet site heralded International Women's Day last week
I submitted an enquiry as to why International Men's Day was not similarly celebrated.

I received a 5 million word reply from some fuck-nugget from 'Diversity and Inclusion' that blew my bullshitometer off the scale.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Here you go
enemiesofreason.co.uk/2011/03/08/international-bleating-day/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

It reads like it was written by a bleating old carpet muncher
Which would be ironic.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Yesterday was International Men's Day

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Can anyone here claim to have celebrated it with a steak and/or blowjob though?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Not me, that's for sure
'Tuna pasta bake and an angry wank night' doesn't have it's own day yet. Apart from 'every day'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I had fish and chips and a wank later
Does that count?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You're both doing better than me
I felt so ill that I went to bed about 9.30 without eating anything and couldn't even muster the energy for a wank
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Shoddy work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I know!
Not that my vegetarian missus would have honoured me with steak but I was REALLY looking forward to that wank.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

if I'd been at home I would have done
my mrs is all for it. She loves steak and isn't averse to giving head either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Don't I know it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

you are getting confused
that's a wolverine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I didn't get the steak.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

it's actually on the 19th of november

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)