9/10
I'm keeping the 10 close to my chest, it's only being given out when someone says something so funny that whatever I'm eating at the time ends up all over my screen. This is one of the best to date, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A massive black man's cock ends up all over your screen?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Are you refering to massive black man with a normal cock
Or a normal black man with a massive cock?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Whatever gets you off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

7/10
If you'd gone for "produce thereof" you might have got an 8
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I was referring to the popular US insult 'eat a dick'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Monty, I live in the East of England
popular English insults won't reach my ears for at least 18 months, let alone American ones
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Well consider this an inside scoop on the latest hot slizzang
from the USizzay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Erm, I apprecizzle thizzle

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)