Who's your favourite celebrity bender?
Alt: Why is /talk? Who is /talk?
(mingeswingers, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:31, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bender Bending Rodríguez from Futurama.
He reminds me of my nana Maggie.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Stephen Fry, probably.
Alt: why indeed?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

stephen fry Rob Halford
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Hahaha fuck no

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

BREAKING THE LAW!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

*shakes head sadly*
How people failed to notice the 'San Francisco Leather Boy' fashions etc that literally screamed 'I'm gay' to the stars, is beyond me. Oh yeah, 'metallers' are fucking retards - that'll be it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

they did look very camp
iron maiden just looked stupid in their lycra and with their fringes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Long hair + fringe = unacceptable on a man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

haircut and a spell in the army is what they need
*youtube's nightcrawler*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Halford Manuel
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Kenneth Williams
/talk just is
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Oh are we allowed dead ones?
KW or Oscar Wilde then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I'm playing fast and loose by my own rulez

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Ashley Cole

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Graham Chapman

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

uri gellar
the spoon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Leave the internet please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

omg
nobody has ever said that to me before. because of these most likely *flashes breasts*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Now you've done that
your every post will be greeted with a million sweaty-palmed LTI instructions.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

i had to lift the hem of my skirt to flash them
does that affect the sweaties?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Not for monty, that hits his age bracket perfectly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Yes, they've now all died from excitement.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

What do I get for a "FOADIAF"?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Fuck Off and Die Idiot Arsefucker?
That's a bit rude, Lab.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I'm guessing
fuck off and die in a fire
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Bingo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I have experience

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Are you a zombie?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

You are Simon Western
aicmfp
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

and I claim my fucked profile

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Weston

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Close enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

sweaty crotch stained pants in the post

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Legal notice:
Nowhere does it state to whom said pants belonged to. May contain skin diseases from tramps. Caveat Emptor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

THATTS TEH JOWK

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Ernst Rohm.
*seeks Monty's approval*


/talk is where all the B3tans go to die.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

*grants approval with great pleasure*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

*prouds*

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

David Bowie
Talk is a retard filter, stops them coming through to other areas of the pond.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Magneto
Alt: don't know or care
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Is that because you have a Prince Albert?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Hahaha
That is EXCELLENT

Although, no, I don't *shudder*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

10/10 I'd say

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

9/10
I'm keeping the 10 close to my chest, it's only being given out when someone says something so funny that whatever I'm eating at the time ends up all over my screen. This is one of the best to date, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

A massive black man's cock ends up all over your screen?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Are you refering to massive black man with a normal cock
Or a normal black man with a massive cock?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Whatever gets you off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

7/10
If you'd gone for "produce thereof" you might have got an 8
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I was referring to the popular US insult 'eat a dick'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Monty, I live in the East of England
popular English insults won't reach my ears for at least 18 months, let alone American ones
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Well consider this an inside scoop on the latest hot slizzang
from the USizzay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Erm, I apprecizzle thizzle

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

in a can?
BETTER LET HIM OUT THEN HAHAHAHAHAHA *exits*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Have you been at the cooking sherry again Krizzo?
That makes no sense to us fancy-pants city-folks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I got it
but I live in Norfolk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_tobacco
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I tried cooking sherry once, thought it would get me drunk, couldn't handle a second swig.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

MARTIN, 32 FROM NORWICH
Nah, I'd say Neil Patrick Harris.

Alt: /talk is the b3ta equivalent of the elderly in society. We know they're there, but we don't really give a shit about their ranting.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)