Why won't this report run?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Because the contents are SO SHOCKING
that the Government has dialled into your computer using HACKERS to prevent the facts reaching the outside world.

All your life is really a lie and your so-called 'memories' have been planted there by secret agents.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)

It doesn't give me scheduled hours for the next month
so no it's of no help you prick.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Get your ass to Mars. Seriously.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

*offers to lend Monty trebuchet*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

*has my own already, thanks all the same*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

*offers to lend darth a calculator and a book on physics*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Silly man
I can't read
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)