These are the BIG QUESTIONS that need answering today.
I'm going with
a) because that would be really fucking stupid and
b) only Geordies and Scousers join up as footsoldiers and therefore who else would you fucking like us to send? The House of fucking Lords?

EH?
EEEHHHHHHH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Northeners love a scrap, it's in their genes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Are you fucking starting like?
eheheheheheheh?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Michael McIntyre
Jamie Oliver
Russell Brand

Not that they'd be much cop but every army needs cannon fodder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Well, I did have to wonder why Prince "James Hewitt's Bastard Son" Harry signed up
I would have thought his luminous ginger barnet would have made him an easy target.

More sensible than sending "Wills" I guess; his massive shiny-white horse teeth would light up their position for miles around...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Well I think we all know what you'll be doing on April 29th

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Rocking back and forth in the corner of a darkened room, danking.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Him, not you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Rocking back and forth in the corner of a darkened room, alternately trying to write a thesis and crying.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Is danking like wanking
but in a cold and damp room?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

drunken wanking
crying optional.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)