Sorry to be such a heartless bastard but I too am far too interested in the details of the spanging
I've got an excellent self-crippling story to trade you though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was tightening a pole for my class
which involves climbing a stepladder and turning a bolt at the top of the pole. As the pole gets taller it gets harder to turn the spanner but the pole has to be super tight or it'll fall down. I gave it an almight yank towards me, the spanner slipped off the bolt and drove itself into my eyebrow. I literally just hit myself in the face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Oooowwwwwch
Impressive work. I am absolutely not giggling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

did you fly off the stepladder?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

no thankfully, that would have been hilarious, y'know once my spine had healed

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)