So last night I spanged myself good and proper
Tell me about the last really spasticated thing you did?

Apple had to leave the room because she was laughing her stupid face off.

I'm not doing an alt question, I'm working at half capacity here.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:49, 153 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What happened?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Clam slam?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)

No one understands her
So she took the unconventionally emo route of hitting herself in the face with a spanner.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I literally punched myself in the face with a spanner.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

it's ok it didn't hurt a huge amount
it was mostly funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I do hope there was some kind of comedy noise

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

A 15" black rubber cock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)

what's 50% of zero?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)

0

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Yes I know that I was making a joke Captain Clever.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I prefer Captain Maths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)

With his cape of graph paper

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

ze

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

ro

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I threadstomped you but I've removed it
as hearing about you injuring yourself is clearly where it's at.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

you should know better than to threadstomp
THE KITTY
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Sorry to be such a heartless bastard but I too am far too interested in the details of the spanging
I've got an excellent self-crippling story to trade you though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I was tightening a pole for my class
which involves climbing a stepladder and turning a bolt at the top of the pole. As the pole gets taller it gets harder to turn the spanner but the pole has to be super tight or it'll fall down. I gave it an almight yank towards me, the spanner slipped off the bolt and drove itself into my eyebrow. I literally just hit myself in the face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Oooowwwwwch
Impressive work. I am absolutely not giggling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

did you fly off the stepladder?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

no thankfully, that would have been hilarious, y'know once my spine had healed

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I fell in a rockpool while looking for crabs last year.
I think I've managed to avoid stupid injuries since.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Try your pants first, less dangerous and closer to home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Less dangerous?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Good point, best rubber up first

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

If I had been wearing wellingtons I wouldn't have ended up with a wet foot.
All I found was a dead fish :(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

What about in the rock pools?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Ironically, condoms.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

shut up
I'm making dinner for some friends tomorrow night. I have some duck legs which I am intending to roast with some new potatoes. I also have a pointed cabbage.

I can't decide what to do with the cabbage, or what sort of a sauce I should do, if any.

Suggestions would be welcome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

OK
Pancetta, butter and some garlic into a pan, shredded cabbage in for 10 mins on low heat.
Lid off, mix it up and chuck in some parmesan and mozzarella. A touch of water and it tastes fantastic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

this sounds good too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Or go a bit off topic
and try a bit of hoisin with the cabbage. Would work well with duck and resolve the sauce issue too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I'd considered something along those lines
but I'm slightly embroiled in a long-standing cooking contest with them, and had previously made crispy peking duck with homemade pancakes some time ago. I'd forgotten that when I bought the duck, but it's too late now so I just need to try and make sure they forget
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Roast duck with 5 spice
Roast potato using the fat, cabbage as first reply
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

dauphinoise potatoes, easy and everyone loves them
You can cut them out with a pastry cutter into a nice cylinder
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Put it in your bottom.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Creme fraiche, lardons and a little nutmeg
easy and nyomy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I like the sound of this
I can visualise it working with the duck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Or maybe with some chesnuts, butter, lardons and cranberries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

No, you can SEE it working with the duck
A good cook you might be but that much of a poncey twat you are not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I am a massively poncey twat
I didn't mean visualise though, I meant taste
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I stand corrected
You are Heston Blumenthal AICM complimentary meal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Duck is really nice with a cassole of pulses and spicy sausage
A hearty, herby and warming dish
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

don't think I'll have the time for that to cook long enough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

fair enough, it is mighty tasty though and now i want it for supper

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

don't thread jack me with your smug "I have friends" and "I can cook" rubbish
I had spaghetti shapes for lunch by myself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

What kind of shapes?
i used to like the Thomas the Tank Engine ones
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I had spaghetti hoops with my dinner last night
/heston
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

SPIDERMAN!
I had Tom & Jerry last week
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Did you sit crying in a store cupboard
Because no-one at work likes you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I'm at home, but thanks.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

argh!
I now have the "I can cook" theme tune in my head. Cheers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Whilst playing tennis on sunday
I was running full tilt for a shot, tripped over a tennis ball and fell in to the door of the storeroom which then opened causing me to fall on my arse. Hard. I did this in front of cute tennis coach, who laughed so hard he had to sit down. Gah.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Tennis coaches are sexual predators FACT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I bloody hope he is!

(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Guys love women who make them laugh.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

make them laugh. have zero coordination
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I returned the shot
so I'm not that bad. Still fairly bad though.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

And landed yourself a date I hear
Congratulations!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

there is no word to describe the amount me glee that I am feeling about this
woo and indeed yay.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

How did it go?
Or hasn't it gone yet.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

It's not til Friday
This week is taking a stupidly long time.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

aww yeah
clumsiness is soooo hawt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

can't think of any other reason why you aren't all alone

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I tried to list all the reasons Will should stay with me last week
I was all "my money...nope....my culinary skills...erm...my massive boobs...wait.."
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

hahah
"I've got a pretty fly tattoo!"
END OF LIST
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

haha excellent
I feel a bit better now
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

it was unbelievably special
even more so for doing it in front of someone I've been lusting after for months.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I think berk wins

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

It's funny because you hit yourself in the face
I moved to a strange country where it rains a lot and I have to do work. It was stupid.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Scotland is fucking shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I moved away from Scotland
Not to Scotland.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

you're living in Wayals now?
Don't hang yourself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

The Bridgend Bungee as it's known

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I am
There's a really sad looking horse outside the horse quite often. It's really depressing to look at.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

That is a mirror

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I tripped up the kerb once about 5 years ago and slammed my face into a wall
Shattered my glasses and left me with two tiny scars. The best part is I tripped trying to hop onto the kerb after spraining my ankle trying and failing to execute a slip pivot at Ballroom class
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

That was quite hetrosexual until we reached the word hop.
Then it went gay.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

hop I
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

As a child I was attaking a bush of springy sapling like protrusions witha metal bar
I hit one which absorbed the blow and launched the metal bar back into my face giving me a massive black eye.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

hahahah
yay! I have a mini-black eye. I might try and make it look worse with make up tomorrow so my boss doesn't think I was skiving.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

YM

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I'm sure I've mentioned this at least twice
was walking past Mrs V who was bent over picking something up from the floor. I went to spank her on the arse with a book I was holding, missed and hit myself in the eye with the spine of the book.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

ha ha ha
You utter spakker
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I love this!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

How hard were you going to hit her?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

not all that hard
the power somehow increased when I missed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I hope the book was called "How to spank your wife."

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I actually living room lolled at this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

You see I think you've mentioned it four or five times.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Will his lies never end?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

If they do, all we'll get from him is is recycled QI facts
so I for one say 'lie on, liar'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

That and smug annecdotes about his great band and gorgeous fiance and some killer wave he caught.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I resent that
I'm among the first to admit that my band is mediocre and I've never claimed to be good at surfing, just that I do it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Vippers
Your anecdotes are no match for a BBC news link
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Yeah well a bbc news link is no match for....
*static*

...

no I've got nothing.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I for one enjoy your news links

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I do too
Just not all the time. I've asked numerous questions lately
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)

'Why am I such a knob?'
That sort of thing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

no one knows why you are such a knob

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Thanks pal.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

you're welcome buddy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

notice the "at least"
I thought it wouldn't matter so much because it's a story about me hurting myself by being stupid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

It is a good story for that very reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

if I hadn't hit myself quite hard in the eye
then I would have laughed quite a lot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I still love this story

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

It's repeated more often than 'The Simpsons' though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

though tie chompy wears to work becasue he is ker-razy!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

ker-razy! a rapist.

(Sorry, I know it's not a particularly witty strikethrough, it just seems to read quite well that way.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

You know what also reads quite well?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

The Ihje'rzxhud'feem Trilogy by Gordon Wankstain?
He's the best new fantasy writer out there. Hands down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I was waiting for crow to answer so I could respond with "fuck off cunt" or something
you've ruined it now, can't you just stop ruining /offtopic. When i first got here it was great with HSH threads and fake tea parties and a bunch of emo mentals crying about their shit lives while twats smugly gave awful advice.

You've
RUINED
IT!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I realise what I've done now.
I am truly sorry.

I...I guess I got drunk on my own glory, when I got on the 'Best of' page of QOTW I suppose I started seeing myself as the next Spanky. I posted something: some people 'lol'ed ...things just snowballed.....

Next thing I know I'm reduced to laughing at homosexuals just to get cheap laughs. It was wrong. So wrong. I know that now.

Thanks bro. See you later guys...well actually you won't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Cheers

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

do it with bleach!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

And that definitely gets rid of the musky odour, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Yeah should do, use a wire brush though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Nice one, thanks for the tip.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

You are Hair Pot AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

There's a story I don't know here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Hair Pol
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

*punches air*
YESSSSSSS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I was homophobic on the internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

phobic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Like a spazz
And for no good reason, other than being on my second bottle of wine whilst watching some Dispatches documentary about the 'News of the World' phone hacking scandal, I thought it would be a good idea to change the passcode on my mobile's answer phone.

With the benefit of hindsight, I'd have written the new number down somewhere, also, I wouldn't keep thinking, 'Ooh, I'll bet it's ****' and entering the wrong number 3 times, meaning the service gets blocked.

*Is on hold to Orange at the moment*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

hahaha!
You won't have any incriminating voicemails as dogs can't use mobiles
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Haha yes
Her face is stupid.
( djtrialprice, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

went bowling on sunday and turned my thumb half crooked when reaching back
felt like it was going to rip my nail off so I practically threw it down, loud bang and embarrassment ensued
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

In England only teenagers who can't drink yet go bowling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

That can't be right.
All teenagers drink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

you know what i mean
Bowling alleys are one of the most depressing places on earth, just below Durban Township
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

my friend had her sons fifth birthday party there
ALRIGHT GAWD
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Did you get drunk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

no, I did have a beer though
it tasted too good for it to be 3 in the afternoon
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

It would have tasted even better at midday I'd imagine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I fucking love bowling.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

You also dream about dead Japanese people living in your cupboards.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:09, Reply)

And eating lions.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

you're well hard innit

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

The lion was my friend :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I got very drunk, smoked all of Charmses' fags, sang a song
And fell off the kerb.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

That doesn't sound too disastrous
how are you, missy? I spied some interesting news on facebook...
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Some bored parent is taking their kid to Brownies?
Or is it even more exciting than that, and someone is taking a kid to a birthday party?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Oh shush
it was her news specifically, and she's definitely not as boring as you.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I'm ok, exam next week was moved back because of industrial action and I get the proper timetable next week
-deep breath- so I can work out if going to Blousie's is feasible, so shit's quite good. And yes, everybody seemed to notice. The event is comparable to hell freezing over, so...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

OH MY DEAR SWEET LAMPITO !
One day, my sweet cherry pie with a side order of hugs from a loved one; one day you shall click the "It's complicated" button first.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

But...he wants to see other people, but I don't want to lose him! We all have to make sacrifices!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Move on Lovely, you don't need that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Aw, no it's not, don't be daft
spill the beans, I seem to have missed this particular rumour mill! Yay about Blousie's too :)
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:33, Reply)

It's been 2 years!
Not much to say, really. I think it was our mutual love of all things bum that drew us together...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Oh yes...?

(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)