Not on the first date!
bah, why does nobody believe me?!
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Because you're frothing at the clopper for him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

N- well maybe.
but I still have morals.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

morals needs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Morals are more important..
as is the decision not to sleep with someone who could potentially mess me about until I have a better idea of whether they will or not.
Also, I don't want him to think I'm easy. Because I'm not. much.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:51, Reply)

it's only because the rest of us
in our arid patches are jealous

(I wish I had not just thought of the phrase arid patch)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)

It's been the better part of six months
but I'd still rather wait and not sleep with someone who has turned out to be a dickhead than sleep with them straight away and get massively messed about and heartbroken.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)

remind me to do this
if I ever get a date, please
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

All joking aside.
This is very sensible.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I do tend to be, you know.
believe it or not.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

just don't drink too much!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Halves only
I do not want to make a massive tit of myself.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Wise berk, wise.
Do you know where you'll be going for a drink yet? Village pub or poncey wine-bar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)

If it's a Prosecco Bar, that means he's probably a yuppie and definitely a ponce.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)

A couple of the village pubs
handily combine the two. I expect we'll start in the Fighting Cocks, cos it looks like Hogwarts and I like it in there. We're only going out round the village - unless we really hit it off and decide to go and dance like twats in town.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Does he live locally?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Nah, about five miles away
close enough for me not to feel guilty about the expense if I bung him in to a cab at the end of the night rather than saying he can stay at mine!
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)

So he won't be driving then, so you can get him drunk!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I doubt he'll be driving
the inference was that we were going out for a proper drink. And I do intend to see how much of a lightweight he is whilst trying to remain out of trouble myself...
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Is this rugby-playing berk coming out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Christ no
rugby playing berk could drink considerably more than I can now, and would be gleefully lairy about it, too.
I'm a total lightweight now that I don't drink so often, or have so much mass to soak up the booze.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

You go sister.
Sleeping with someone you actually like on the first date is daft.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Woo, validation!
and from a bloke, no less. Cheers!
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)