The Yellow Pages used to have a section that said
Boring: See Civil Engineers.

After discovering this I immediately texted my brother, training to become a Civil Engineer at the time, and he pinned that page to the noticeboard at his work. Score!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

the thing is
it is totally right. Civil Engineers on the whole are complete fucking dullards with a massively over-inflated opinion of themselves.

Fortunately I am a hydraulic engineer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Engineer turf wars
Do you have gang signs too?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

no
I am actually technically a civil engineer. I'm not typical of them though. The majority are very grey and very unimaginative
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Your Simpsons tie helps you stand out from the crowd.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Check the Yellow Pages
it might still have that entry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)