My 15" black rubber cock.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Boy are you going to be needing surgery at some point.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Pelvic floor exercises innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

it'll have worn out
at the rate you're using it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

It's made from a high quality, medium-firm silicone that has a little give to it, and quickly warms to your body's touch.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

You want to get one of those ones that goes in the microwave, mate.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Mmmmm burny.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

or the freezer
for that Edward Cullen feel
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

But what about the 15" black rubber cock?
I'm implying you're talking about your bumhole there
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Part of me can honestly see this still making me laugh in five years' time.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

It is a classic.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Another part of my brain imagines that he really does own a 15" black rubber cock
Which sits on his desk, just next to one of his speakers, and when presented with a new question, he occasionally looks over to it and draws inspiration with a wry smile.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

If anyone on here was to own a 15" black rubber cock it would be him.................or Himjim obviously.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I don't know exactly what you're saying here but I like it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)