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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dr Francesca Stavrakopoulou, up the arse, repeatedly and with joyful abandon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:01, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
punishment, more like, ammirite? ammirite?
[from your other post]
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)
'Take THAT you Greek scum. And THAT' etc
Actually no. I would cherish her and be gentle and kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)
hahahahaha!
what?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)
My mental ex is a Greek.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)
I was laughing at the cherish

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)
It's NOT FUNNY OK?
I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)
For more BBC history presenter totty
you could do worse than watch something with Dr Janina Ramirez. Although sadly she's married.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
That won't stop me.
They forget all about their so-called 'husbands' when you've got a hammer, I've found.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
This brings a wonderfully sinister undertone to that Peter, Paul and Mary song...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)
What WAS Peter's surname? Surely not Sutcliffe?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
No hammers, she's lovely.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Applebite is a bit greek or something.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
LIKES Greek.
It's not quite the same.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Nah I think some of her family are greek.
I don't know she wouldn't give me access to her family archives.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I'm surprised you haven't found out with your interwebular detective skills
Or "gone Totach on her", as we say in these parts...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Nah she terrifies me enough as it is,
I don't want to make her angry.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)
As obscure euphemisms go, "family archives" is pushing it I think.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)
I would argue that I'm a bit Greek
In that I've got dark, curly hair and...erm...like to bum young men...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
*googles*
*agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Keep your eyes off my future wife, you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)
You and Fister stay away from Susanna
and its a deal. Otherwise, I'm going for sloppy seconds here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Here's the deal Sporty
I get first dibs on the lovely Susanna. Monty gets first dibs on the Greek lass.

You get sloppy seconds for both.

Agreed?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I'll bring a hose

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Good to see you've changed your massive emo whinge a moment ago

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)
More 'massive health risk due to unsuitable lifestyle realism' actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)
I missed it.
Pretend I put a sarcastic reply ok?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Gotcha. Will do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Up to anything saturday I'm going to be in Camden.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Not sure - I'll contact you privately

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)
You're welcome to her, she looks like Alanis Morrisette's ugly sister.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
You look like Geoff Capes' left bollock so you can fucking talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Mmm, sweaty.
Seriously though, I'm moving aside. You can thank me another time, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)
IROTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Indignant retort?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Insulting
Though both would work, I guess
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
'Ironic' works better

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Fuck you man!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)
How was last night?
Did you cry?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

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