I'd pay my rent in advance for three months and fly to Japan to help with the rebuilding efforts.
I'd put some money aside for kiddo to attend university or go travelling for a year or two, her choice. I'd buy my parent's home off them, buy them a big campervan and send them off driving and trekking around Europe. I'd team up with my brother and knock my folk's house down and build two three-storey houses on the site, sell one and live in the other. I'd get my charity set up properly and do a degree in psychotherapy, and I'd try and do all of the country's National Trails on foot.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:47, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sheesh!
What about hookers and coke?
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Meh, there are more fulfilling things in life.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

coca and hooks?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)

A nice cup of hot chocolate and some 90's hip hop sounds good right about now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I have a fancy to do something similar but maybe involving orphaned kids in India or Africa.
And probably female children.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)

You're going to pimp out poor innocent children?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Anything Madonna can do, BGB can do better.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I can because I'll be there all the time.
A small school/orphanage for girls wouldn't cost much to run each year.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)

That's what my cousin did in Zambia

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

She's a nun.
I'm allowed to get jiggy while doing it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE \O/

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Pfft!
Only the pretty ones.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Noel!
*chest bumps*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)

And what a chest!
S'your turn.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)

*blushes*
*bum bumps*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Totally awesome.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

....and after all, that you'd still be a total cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)