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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would bankroll a huge archaeolgical dig in the Holy Landand have it run by Dr Francesca Stavrakopoulou. In a key part of the site I would conceal a FUCKIN' GERT BIG engagement ring and, when she uncovered it, I'd drop to one knee and the Red Arrows would fly past spelling out my proposal of marriage which she'd immediately accept. Then I'd boff her repeatedly up the Gary - but in a nice, loving, caring way.
Something low key and subtle like that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:16,
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Is there a "nice way" to boff someone repeatedly up the Gary?Either way, I like this.
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You've not been lucky with your 'suitors' have you? Rough bunch, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:19,
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I need to find a new area to ply my tradeAll the regulars on Clapham Common resemble the burly, bearded, bastard offspring of Geoff Capes and Ann Widdecombe.
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Monty, you should cool your ardour until you have met her mum.These latin types tend to lose it when they mature, and you could be boffing someone who looks like the wife of the owner of your local kebab van.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:25,
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What a jagged little pill that would befor wanderlust to swallow.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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Dude, you've just fucked yourself, if you ever decide to pop the question to lusty now, she'll expect (quite rightly) at _least_ that.You're going to have to hire every building in lower manhattern and spell out "<3 4eva, mary me?" using the light switches on every building.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:35,
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