also can i just say that i could not sleep last night for panicking
after i dreamed that i was 8 months pregnant and very very unhappy about it. how do you give yourself a home sterilisation, i'm not going through that kind of fear again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Rusty coat hangar.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

knitting needles?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Cunt punch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Don't mind if I do. Cheers!

Mmmm, that really is delicious. What's in it? Apart from 'cunt', of course...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

A squirt of....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Tomato juice.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

That's foul. Well done.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Thanks, I was pondering on posting that for five minutes or so.
Bloody Mary?

*offers*
( Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Err, you're alright thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I thought blood-sports got banned a few years back?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Creme de men(the)?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

If one ate enough XXXtra strong mints....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)