Sorry Barry.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12746757

Fulham lose close to seventeen million in the last financial year and to cheer everyone up, they want to build a statue of a Jacko at Craven Cottage, have I understood this correctly?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why don't they just use the old Al Fayed statue from Harrods?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Melt it down you mean?
It would probably be more life-like if the Jacko tribute was made of plastic anyway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Footballers are retards
Why can none of them run a business?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Why do they always send the poor?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)

As I understand it.
We didn't lose £17m, it's all a tax fiddle. That's from my mate on the inside. *taps nose*

The statue thing, well fuck me, Fayed's being a fruitloop is the only way to explain it. As funny as it is, it's still fucking embarrassing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

That's Fayed all over.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

It is now!
*May have gone for the wrong football quote*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Why the :(
You said yesterday most of my posts make you want to punch me.

Or are you self-harming now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

You're now post twins, from this day forth both of your b3tan fates are inextricably linked
You both now feel the same love, loss, but mostly rejection
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Which one is the Danny de Vito and which one the Arnold Schwarzenegger?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I had a vision of them being like the psychic twins in Neighbours in the late 80's
One would occasionally go 'aaaaargh' if the other one stubbed her toe, truly the high point of tv
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Apart from Brush Strokes, obv.
And Rentaghost.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I missed out on Rentaghost in potatoland
I do remember lovelable rogue 'Jacko' as a fucking cunt though
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)

You are Timothy Claypole
And your arse fell off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:49, Reply)

It is now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)