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There was this bloke and all his mates said he looked terrible."But I feel fine" he protested. "Never felt better".
Nevertheless, his mates maintained that he looked seriously awful and that he should get medical help, so off he went around various GP surgeries, trying to get to the crux of the matter. With no avail.
Forlorn, he tried one more quack, who sat and listened to him. "All my mates say I look awful, but I've never felt so good in my life. I don't know what's wrong with me".
The doctor sucked the end of his biro thoughtfully, and said, "The answer is very simple. You say your friends tell you you look terrible?"
"Yes".
"But you feel absolutely brilliant?"
"Yes. Have you got a diagnosis, doc? Can you tell me what's wrong with me?"
The doc looked at him. "It's very simple", he said.
"Yes"?
"You're a cunt".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:24,
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:26,
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