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If you had to describe yourself as a hat, what kind of hat would it be?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:22, 139 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

a fat, loud, ornery one

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

pah!
...can you even get fat, loud ornery hats?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

probably something like
this
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

OK - you can be that hat
but only because it's AWESOME!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I thought all americans had these?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nacho%20hat
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

"Though made famous when worn by Homer Simpson on an episode of The Simpsons, it does not seem to exist in real life."

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

au contraire
izismile.com/2009/06/09/how_to_make_a_nacho_hat_8_pics.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

nacho nacho hat

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

One of those peruvian winter woolly hats with the dangley ties that go round your chin.
Warm, colourful and a bit hippy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

ooo! like the one
Jayne has in Firefly?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

This?
www.bing.com/images/search?q=peruvian+wooly+hats&view=detail&id=B58C60E24B2AA2C214BC4F01264D2A0F07BD6F6C&first=1&FORM=IDFRIR
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

almost, then
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=firefly%20jayne%20hat&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1280&bih=834
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

where's vipros?
we all know this is him...

cgi.ebay.co.uk/160559216667
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I think that's done the rounds of the entire internet.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

alright alright!
no need to be snippy just cos there's no 5-fingered discounts on ebay...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I wasn't moaning.
I'm just amazed at how many places have picked up on it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

oh fair enough
i'm at work.

i AM moaning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

If it makes you feel any better I'm lying in bed watching The (US) Office on my massive tele.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

no
no that does not make me feel better.

unless by "better" you mean a slow murderous rage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Don't worry, I'm with you on the murderous rage front as well now.
Just weighed myself, back to eleven stone. How is it possible to put on six pounds over the course of a week?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Half of that could be a really good shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Did you check your pockets?
You might have stolen 3 bags of sugar earlier this week and forgotten about them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:32, Reply)

A deerstalker.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I'd like to be a cloche. They're ever so elegant.
I'd more likely be a fez. Just ridiculous.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I used to have a cream knitted cloche hat with a knitted flower when I was young.
I loved that hat.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I just had to google cloche
in my world they are for gardening
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I have cloches!
I want a red one next but my head is so small it's hard for m to find 'em.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

A slouch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Don't you mean louche?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slouch_hat
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Ah! I see you more in a trilby.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I do have a couple of trilby hats as it goes Blousie.
They are amongst the few hat syles that suit me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)

You see, I was right.
I bet you look quite dapper.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I don't know about dapper.
I look like a tall bloke in a trilby hat.

I don't think I could pull off the 'dapper' look.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

trilbys are pretty sweet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

You've not said what sort of hat you'd be Crunchy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

a tricorn, of course!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

tricorn nacho hat?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I don't like nachos
can it be waffle tricorn with a maple syrup centre?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:06, Reply)

that'd be a sticky situation

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

You'd look like an extra from an Admiral car insurance advert.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

you say that
but I actually own one, I used to wear it when I was a pirate in larp. I looked cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Larper is wrong.
Larping isn't cool.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

it is at 4 in the morning
when you've forgotten your cloak
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Can't you roll a double 6 and then drink a potion?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

no
you're thinking about tabletop, durrr
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Clearly you need to make stronger mead and have a mead-jacket to keep the cold out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:13, Reply)

have also done this`
also grog works. grog being whatever alcohol/other shit you can find to mix with it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:14, Reply)

a burkha
no wait, that's what i should be wearing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

you'd probably burn if you ever touched one

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

it's true that my vodka-swilling
hot-guy*-shagging ways are not exactly as directed by the koran!

* hey, they are my memories and i can lie to myself if i want...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Does your bomb look big in that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I'd be a
twhat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

A twat?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Fedora, definitely.
/Goths out
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Headline along the bottom of the screen on BBC News
"PAEDOPHILE RING SMASHED"

Thought you should all be informed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Ooo! I bet that smarted.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I heard that on the radio.
His eyes must be watering like buggery.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Remind your misses she was going to phone me about something.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Yeah, I saw earlier.
I will do.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

you'd have thought he'd only deal
in small cocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

In other BBC news regarding the nuclear catastrophe at Fukushima.
Fukushima prefecture governor Yuhei Sato said: "Anxiety and anger felt by people have reached boiling point."

Boiling point? Ha!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Did he have a meltdown live on air?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Poor bastards

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Not just poor. But hairy as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeH3IuAfaYU
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Hahah you cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Cunt?
That's a bit strong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Roota.
Please don't call Jeff a cunt. It upsets him.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Thanks Blousie
*sobbing stops*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Why should he be any different to the rest of us?
I don't know, it's one rule for us and another for all the dog fuckers out there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I'm special.
needs
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I see your team got bum raped the other night.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

1-0 down after 45 seconds.
It wasn't the best night I've ever had in the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Blousie. Roota called me a cunt :(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

See above.
Sorted.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

See above.
Thanked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I didn't call you a bad cunt.
I called you a good cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I wasn't to know.
In future, can you be a bit clearer as to the type of 'cunting' I'm on the receiving end of?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

*ruffles hair*
Alright, Plums.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

That's just really confusing.
But I would quite like to eat a Ruffle Bar now.

Go figure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I'd like a Ripple

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I don't think I've ever had a Ripple bar.
Are they like a flake?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:29, Reply)

No.
Flakes are crumbly. Ripples are like ribbons of chocolate frozen in time. So smooth.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I'm going to the shops in a minute, I might see if they sell them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:34, Reply)

I love Ruffle bars.
Truefact.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)

We've got so much in common Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I know.
It's why our marriage works : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)

There was this bloke and all his mates said he looked terrible.
"But I feel fine" he protested. "Never felt better".

Nevertheless, his mates maintained that he looked seriously awful and that he should get medical help, so off he went around various GP surgeries, trying to get to the crux of the matter. With no avail.

Forlorn, he tried one more quack, who sat and listened to him. "All my mates say I look awful, but I've never felt so good in my life. I don't know what's wrong with me".

The doctor sucked the end of his biro thoughtfully, and said, "The answer is very simple. You say your friends tell you you look terrible?"

"Yes".

"But you feel absolutely brilliant?"

"Yes. Have you got a diagnosis, doc? Can you tell me what's wrong with me?"

The doc looked at him. "It's very simple", he said.

"Yes"?

"You're a cunt".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

:D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

*Bows*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Regarding all the tsunami carry on, this made me laugh.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I keep thinking of him during this as well

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Easy
cf. this photo, which is me wearing my hat equivalent. Very useful, but only in certain conditions.

(It's normally black btw)
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I love those hats but I have a big head already. I don't need a big furry hat to make it huge.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Is that certain condition
Russia?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Possibly, although I did remove the hammer and sickle badge
The photo was taken on top of Cairn Gorm in a blizzard last year.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

in soviet russia, hat wears you

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

stovepipe

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

no, I just met her

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:13, Reply)

You are the second Doctor
aicmfp.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)

3 hoodies just started on, said they would kick my head in, called me a pussyole.
I pretended I didn't hear them as I was getting stuff out the boot of ma's car.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:16, Reply)

why'd they do that?
how old were they?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Early 20s.
'cus they were hoodies who wished to display their phsyical dominance. If they did anything, one big shout and I know for a fact 4 lots of shopkeepers would rush to my rescue; and one of them had crutches.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:26, Reply)

:(
I just don't understand why people feel the need to act like that.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

It isn't even as if Gonz has a massive supply of oil*.
*Tell me you aren't sitting on a massive oil reserve Gonz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:31, Reply)

*Insert IBS based joke here*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:31, Reply)

S'allright gonz, leave 'em, they're not worth it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Should have been wearing this

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Top 'shoppin' skills.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:26, Reply)

he photoshopped that?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I know.
It's almost impossible to tell.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I could have done it better with more time
But there's not much point posting it two hours after the thread's already dead.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I think it's mint.
I have no skills in this area, it made me smile.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Seamless.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Yeah yeah, this isn't /board
I don't have photoshop, and wouldn't know how to use it if I did.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't get this one, despite me listening to 4 london based rapers today
(Dan Le Sac, Dirty Diggers, Plan B & Esstar)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Honda accord
of justice. No thug will tangle with that.

Sorry to hear you got abused though. It's not fun to be shouted at for no reason.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Ahhh ! I reckon these meme needs to be taken outside of b3ta.
I wish I could still get a copy of the text, I reckon cr3 could.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Dirty Diggers, THANK YOU
I was trying to think of their name yesterday.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Fuck the philistines (put your hands up), we got the illest rhymes (put your hands up).
I like Devlin too
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)

rapers are nasty people, gonz

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I fucking hate that kind of shit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Yeah', there is just no need for it, I doubt their familys are proud of them and they'll eventually end up in the sort of trouble that land you in a cell or A&E.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:44, Reply)

It's just so normal to people who behave like that.
A quick giggle and on to some more 'harmless fun'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Yeh', they don't seem to realise they can fuck people's lives up.
On Jermy Kyle today they had some cunts who admited mugging people with hammers, scum of the earth.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I would be a fascinator with lace and feathers and shit. I mean etc rather than actual shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:26, Reply)

oh I love those

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:29, Reply)

*gasp*
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Awwwwww!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)

makes me want one!
of both!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Nah! nice to play with but I like giving them back.
That includes the hat.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:41, Reply)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)

alright kitty

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:29, Reply)