*answering my own question*
The last thing I bought that wasn't food or booze was this pen: i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/belladonnaanodyne/2011-03-16001832.jpg

Alt: At the moment, it's having no money or proper free time, and accidentally getting involved with someone who lives at the other end of the sodding country. On a today-specific scale, it's that I can't be bothered either writing or going out, and I am supposed to do both.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good pen!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I've been freaking people out with it at work.
The simple things in life, and all that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

*orders one*
A mere 3 years after receiving my £200 10 year service fountain pen here I've bothered to buy some ink for it

Procrastination win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

A £200 pen?
You are RSwipe AICMFP.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

It was given to me
I didn't buy it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)