Good morning, bumders and reprobates, and those of you that join us from both sides.
Simple morning question: What was the last thing you bought?

Alt: What's your problem?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:33, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oops. Want me to delete my racist rant?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:39, Reply)

*shrugs*
I don't care, I was just bored and trying to put off something I'm writing.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Two bottles of wine.
Alt: I've spent all my money. On wine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:39, Reply)

A ham salad baguette from Monty's Fine Foods
purveyors of fine quality foods to the proletariat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:41, Reply)

I'll answer the main Q for Al, seeing as he's not here:
'NICK CLEGG'S LIES, hook line and sinker'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Where is the old weeble anyway?
Edit: Good god the second image search result for "weeble" with safe search on moderate is a bit odd.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:44, Reply)

He's in Germany starting world war three.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:49, Reply)

He'll find it hard to start a war using the patronising middle-class student
woolly liberal rhetoric he dribbles out on here.

I'd do a much better job.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:50, Reply)

You would, but let the lad have a go.
He looks up to you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:56, Reply)

WTF is that supposed to be?
Some sort of she-centaur
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Gingernuts and a pint of milk.
Alt: Low self esteem and a dicky stomach.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:44, Reply)

The milk probably won't help.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:45, Reply)

It will initially but eventually increases acid production.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:48, Reply)

*is suddenly interested*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I have that heliobacteria thingymajig that I've had for years now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:48, Reply)

You need some 'bifidus digestivum'.
I've seen it on television.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Yeah give yourself some TLC - Tummy Loving Care
That or get two firemen to jizz down your throat a la Gaviscon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Certainly cheers me up.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Woohoo!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)

When is the car wash?
I demand pictures.

And if there's any way to make the weather incredibly hot, so they have to take their shirts off, you should do that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Some navy blue laces and some flowers for friend who is down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:51, Reply)

+ s

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

NAKEDAPE BUY FLOWERS FOR FRIEND
NAKEDAPE EAT SOME OF FLOWERS
BAD NAKEDAPE BAD
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I read that as navy blue lacy
you fucking pervert
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

*answering my own question*
The last thing I bought that wasn't food or booze was this pen: i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/belladonnaanodyne/2011-03-16001832.jpg

Alt: At the moment, it's having no money or proper free time, and accidentally getting involved with someone who lives at the other end of the sodding country. On a today-specific scale, it's that I can't be bothered either writing or going out, and I am supposed to do both.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Good pen!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I've been freaking people out with it at work.
The simple things in life, and all that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

*orders one*
A mere 3 years after receiving my £200 10 year service fountain pen here I've bothered to buy some ink for it

Procrastination win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

A £200 pen?
You are RSwipe AICMFP.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

It was given to me
I didn't buy it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

the last thing that wasn't wine, petrol or wood
was these boots
www.jamesandjames.com/htmlfiles/shoefiles/flylondon/flywallblack.htm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Ooooh, they are lovely.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:07, Reply)

they are mainly to go with my wedding outfit
but once that is done with I will wear them casually I suspect as they are really comfortable and frankly, fucking cool.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I heartily approve of them.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Monty is the only person who hasn't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

In a shocking turn of events.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I am actually surprised

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Are you living in some sort of sommeliers woodland retreat?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

if only

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

They're very, very gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I quite like them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I thought you might, 'dearie'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

oh Monty
I thought you had some semblance of good taste

what would you suggest I wear with a grey suit then?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Ballet shoes
and antlers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Jackboots of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

how silly of me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

+ stern haircut and moustache

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

A bacon sandwich
just this morning. Lovely it was too. Now my colleague is making delicious life giving coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I bought a card for gran.
Gran is my friend's gran, not mine, but she likes it when I call her gran so I do. She took me to hospital last night and looked after me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Are you mended yet?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

mostly - just sore all over.
and still very tired. EARLY night tonight.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Are you any closer to getting new accommodation sorted?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

not really - pretty much waiting for next semester so I can move rooms.
everything's full at the moment.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Oh, that's rubbish.
Hopefully people will start settling down soon though, when they start getting work to do.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

you should start bumping people off
and use it is the basis for a grisly black comedy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

totally gonna do that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Make sure it's nothing like 'Buke and Hare' which was total shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Bukkake and Hair?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

diesel
A horrific amount of money just pissed away out of the exhaust pipe.

My problem? I have many, but the shrink says hypochondria...


Actually - too much month left at the end of the money
(CheatingRabbit, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)