He doesn't knock.
That'd alert them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aaaaah...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

He just creaks
And tries to keep his heavy breathing in check
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Sometimes he wants to have "new age fun with a vintage feel"
so instead of rohypnol, he goes all Victorian and uses chloroform on a hanky.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Oh god...the Steampunk Chompy
There's a terrifying image I didn't need...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

-weeps-
-weeps partially as you've just reminded me of the steampunk dildo site-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

*accepts no responsibility on account of having been completely oblivious to the steampunk dildo site*
*at least as far as memory serves*
...
*takes Alzheimer's medication*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Here's a testimonial.
“While attending the 104th Sussex Manservant Rally, Lady Stotescrue and I cheered on our favorites as they pulled their wagons around the second bend. At about this time, Lady Stotescrue pulled out a tiny, practically limp little weapon and complained that she was having the most dreadful time achieving any kind of satisfaction in her duels. She was in absolute distress and I just had to introduce her to my Little Death Ray. After going behind the refreshment tent and firing it just once, I was forced to wrest it from the veritable death grip she had on it. I don't dare let it out of my sight again!”
--Dame Edith Weesleshague

Man, while I quite like the aesthetic, steampunk writers piss me off so much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

If ever proof were needed that some people just have far too much time on their hands...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

littledeathray.com
If you're interested. Unfortunately the "Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol" for up the arse isn't available yet...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

The name is inspired, I'll give them that

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

that a try
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

*sighs*
Well, it is a while* since I last had my chocolate chimney swept...

*_{At least 12 hours...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

hours minutes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Pfft.
By Dick Van Dyke, with a terrible cockney accent?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)