I've yet to figure out just what sausage rolls really are.
I'm alright, excited to be cooking and having beer tonight.

How are you, Countess? *bows gracefully*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am not bad, my subject
sausage rolls are some mushed up sausage-like meat with pastry round them. They are yum.

If you don't have the in the states, there is something going badly wrong and it probably explains gun crime
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Where did you get your sausage rolls?
Greggs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)

no, they were in the
cheap stuff about to go off section of tescos. I am classy. I could totally eat a gregg's one about now, though. As long as I could have a flapjack, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I'm trying to find the motivation go to the supermarket at the moment.
But I don't know what I want for dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:46, Reply)

i made the mistake of going after work
when I was proper hungry. I bought everything that I could eat now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Rookie error
never go food shopping when you're hungry.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

but if I hadn't
I'd have gone home and moped about finding nothing to eat until I just ended up licking the skank from the kitchen taps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I'll have to inform the bruthahz about them.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

is there not even something a bit like them?
I mean...how the hell...?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

we've got hot pockets?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

i don't want to see your 'hot pockets'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

look at my hot pocket
loooooooooooooook
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

That's hust like an inside out pizza
...and so is the hot pocket! /hilarious joke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:04, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_roll
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I had envisioned something similar to pizza rolls

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Hey you
Have you been watching Points West?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Yeah, it was on.
How come?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Deid you see the Bennies dancing?
I thought I would piss myself, I was laughing so much.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I missed that bit.
I only really concentrate on Points West if Isabel Webster is reading the news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:52, Reply)

It was about this local group who got a comic relief grant
they have a dancing class once a week for bennies. They showed us some of their best wares.

My personal favourite was the two six-foot bennies, arms linked, happily spinning slowly around.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I'll try and catch the local news at 10 this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)