Has everyone fucked off to get drunk?
/bored
*twiddles thumbs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:26, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm just in from work, K.
I nearly stopped off for a pint on the way, but the grown up in me decided to just come straight home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:28, Reply)

good for you!
Have a drink at home to congratulate yourself.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I fully intend to!
And I don't have to go into the office tomorrow as I'm cocking around on b3ta working from home tomorrow. So I don't have to get up early.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Lucky

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I'm only doing it so the missus can have the car and get out somewhere nice with the dog.
Considerate bastard, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:35, Reply)

I'm sure you'll be suffering tomorrow.
Poor you.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

It's fair to say that my tolerance has lowered this last year.
I must be turning gay or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

I just got back from work too
I didn't get me a pint, but I did get some sausage rolls

how's you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I've yet to figure out just what sausage rolls really are.
I'm alright, excited to be cooking and having beer tonight.

How are you, Countess? *bows gracefully*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:37, Reply)

I am not bad, my subject
sausage rolls are some mushed up sausage-like meat with pastry round them. They are yum.

If you don't have the in the states, there is something going badly wrong and it probably explains gun crime
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Where did you get your sausage rolls?
Greggs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)

no, they were in the
cheap stuff about to go off section of tescos. I am classy. I could totally eat a gregg's one about now, though. As long as I could have a flapjack, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I'm trying to find the motivation go to the supermarket at the moment.
But I don't know what I want for dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:46, Reply)

i made the mistake of going after work
when I was proper hungry. I bought everything that I could eat now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Rookie error
never go food shopping when you're hungry.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

but if I hadn't
I'd have gone home and moped about finding nothing to eat until I just ended up licking the skank from the kitchen taps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I'll have to inform the bruthahz about them.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

is there not even something a bit like them?
I mean...how the hell...?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

we've got hot pockets?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

i don't want to see your 'hot pockets'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

look at my hot pocket
loooooooooooooook
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

That's hust like an inside out pizza
...and so is the hot pocket! /hilarious joke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:04, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_roll
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I had envisioned something similar to pizza rolls

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Hey you
Have you been watching Points West?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Yeah, it was on.
How come?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Deid you see the Bennies dancing?
I thought I would piss myself, I was laughing so much.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I missed that bit.
I only really concentrate on Points West if Isabel Webster is reading the news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:52, Reply)

It was about this local group who got a comic relief grant
they have a dancing class once a week for bennies. They showed us some of their best wares.

My personal favourite was the two six-foot bennies, arms linked, happily spinning slowly around.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I'll try and catch the local news at 10 this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:57, Reply)

I'm still at work
FUCKING HSE FORMS. I have to leave soon to go to tennis though.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

tennis, eh?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Yes. Tennis.
I am unsure whether I will be able to stop myself from grinning foolishly at him and going pink.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

grinning dribbling like a mong and weeing my knickers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:51, Reply)

special sex wee
He'll be able to smell it from the other side of the court.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

The delicate lure of fizzy clopper...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

She'll be making a racquet on Friday.
*New balls please*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Can you shut up?
you're giving me pre-date fear. Well, making it worse anyway.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

*Shuts up*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I genuinely am having a minor crisis. It's not so good.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

What are you flapping about?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Everything mainly
but I have to go now or I'll be late(r than I normally am). I shall probably be on later.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

That's bad timing, especially if you were hoping to get 'jiggy' with him.
Having the painters in at a time like this.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Oooooooh tennis
and hunky tennis-man. have fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

See above
I fear I may make a terrible tit of myself.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Then please ignore my ^above comment
I'm sure you'll be cool. Don't down a litre of red bull before you go, and you'll be fine.

And if it does go tits up, you know we'll be happy to commiserate. You know, sensitively.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I read that as "HORSE FARMS"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I read it as Horse Forms
But put that down to me being tired.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I don't know what that would involve
but it would likely be less tedious than what I'm currently doing.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:53, Reply)

No, I completely forgot the pubs would be rammed with amateur drinkers tonight.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

I'm going to the boozer tomorrow night.
That way, I get to avoid the plastic-paddys this evening and the starving african kids who will be on the telly tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:51, Reply)

i didn't realise it was st patrick's
damn. Perhaps I shall finish off my wine.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I'm here *waves*
Been actually working today, which is unlike me. Then we took the dog to the park and looked for squiggles. We saw some, but the dog didn't. He did see a cat on the way home though, which I think made up for the disappointment.

Apart from that, I'm now shattered, and will shortly get my face round my two favourite men.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

that last sentence has me interested

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

As every woman knows
the two best men in the world are Ben and Jerry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I'm pretty wasted and seem to have drunk myself sober,
I have removed myslef form the arena and am having a cheeky smoke and a go on the laptop.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:02, Reply)

have you had a grade / feedback from your placement?
and, hello, good evening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Hi mate,
yeah overall good rating so pleased. I just need to get better at paperword. You alright?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:07, Reply)

meh
I'd love to get back into it, but I really couldn't be arsed with the paperwork and procedures.

I'm thinking I should just create worksheets. I was always good at worksheets and displays.

So when do get to go back to the coal face?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:09, Reply)

paperwork is really shit but at least it's not in an office.
Back to the coal face? Wales? am back already and moving into my mates this weekend so happy days.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I meant back in the classroom
it's a turn of phrase us old people use for hard work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Oh sorry
2nd week of may doing KS2 this time. WHich I am looking forward to, I might switch from foundation.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I think you can challenge them a lot more
and I was surprised, after coming from KS3/4, just how eager they are to learn new things. apart from the SATS, my favourite year would be 4-6
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I think I agree completely
I just found foundation a little frustrating to be honest. I don't think it works.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

you guys joining in the strike fun?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I can't until I qualify, I don't belong.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

aww:(
thing is, basically, the college get a day without paying us all, then we end up doing the work a different day anyway - I'm probably going to have to put on an extra class for one group :( Doesn't feel like winning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

At least they make the effort to think of new exciting ways to screw us over,
in the old days they just robbed you and laughed about it, the pretense of care is, at least, slightly welcome...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

yeah, our college did a great one this year
now all every one hour lesson is 55 minutes. Doesn't sound like much, so it sounds shitty if we complain. What it means in reality is 2 more lessons (and the attendant work) each week for free. Students get screwed over and so do we.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I would puke my guts up.
Drink and then smoke? Crazy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I am a veteran at this, I will smoke for a few hours now then depending on
what happpens later stay on the grade or have a few more gliddres.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

you're well 'ard innit

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)

No, I'm a big furry bender ;)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:46, Reply)