I've just eaten six of those massive cookies from Sainsbury's.
If my dad was around I'd yak them up on his slippers, but he's currently building a school in Belize, so this isn't an option.

What do I do, readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:55, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've got too much of *that* for a Boyce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

you could try shutting up and going away

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I could.
I could stop boffing your missus twice a week when you think she's at 'boxercise' but I'm not going to do that, either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

if my mrs went to boxercise
I'd punch her in the face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

'I'd give 'er some fackin' boxercise awroight'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

you could fuck off?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

That's not a question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I was writing it in an australian accent.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Aha. Got you.,
Australian Quizzical Intonation: bane of the civilised world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

This is you this is
3.bp.blogspot.com/_J2duBv3c430/TSAgbEZ1AqI/AAAAAAAAAZA/dyRUtBPfn84/s1600/1446094-i_bet_jews_did_this_super.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

They do hate christmas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

One of the funniest things I've seen on here
was an Xmas image challenge entry with a nativity scene and underneath it read 'and to think - just three months later, he was dead'.

I really, really find that funny for some reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)