Good news - freeloading hippy twats are to get their comeuppance at last
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8388795/Squatting-to-be-made-illegal-vows-Clarke.html

Now to pass a law to evict the gypsys from other peoples land and we're all good
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:12, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gyppos tend to purchase agricultural land and then build on it contrary to planning laws

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Is that from work or from family experience?


*hands self in to mods*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

*Rides Stings scooter off a cliff*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

*gets out of my brain on the train*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

*Has scooter killed by Mr Fuckin' Postman*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

shut up
my finger is green
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Don't finger the trolls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'll finger you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

*proffers self*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Just how naked are you?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I'm squatting as we speak

( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Down with that sort of thing!

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Careful now!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Don't call me Len.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I cannot believe it's taken so long.
Whilst I am opposed to huge properties lying empty whilst people are without homes, if you don't own or rent it, you've no right to be there, eh?

I did laugh when those Rastas in Brixton were told they were the legal ownwers of an £800k house because Lambeth council had forgotten they owned it, and they'd lived there for 12 years, though. That was excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I think there should be a tax on empty properties.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

This should include holiday homes and stuff.
If you want a holiday home then pay for it, don't have it for an investment.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

London is full of semi derelict buildings in expensive areas
where no-one knows who or where the landlord is. There are several in Shoreditch alone that must be worth at least 750k each.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

The place I got evicted from is still empty.
Which I find hilarious because "let me stay there and pay you rent" was rejected because it made it harder to sell.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Serves them fucking right, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Yep,
actually it's on the website as sold now. looks like they knocked £50k off.
LOL
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

yeah but the key factor was you, not the fact it had 'a' tenant
the landlord was scared you would rape all the viewers.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Suzy Lamplugh lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

You are the mysterious Mr Fisher
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

You are 'the sweating man' AICMdeadDando.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You are Richard Littlejohn AICMFP.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Property is theft!
I am Proudhon and I spend your five pounds.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

FrontierVille? REALLY?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

On my FB?
Yeah, I played it to help Em out, and it's a fun waste of 5 minutes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I don't live in Florida

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I've just eaten six of those massive cookies from Sainsbury's.
If my dad was around I'd yak them up on his slippers, but he's currently building a school in Belize, so this isn't an option.

What do I do, readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

You've got too much of *that* for a Boyce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

you could try shutting up and going away

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I could.
I could stop boffing your missus twice a week when you think she's at 'boxercise' but I'm not going to do that, either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

if my mrs went to boxercise
I'd punch her in the face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

'I'd give 'er some fackin' boxercise awroight'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

you could fuck off?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

That's not a question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I was writing it in an australian accent.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Aha. Got you.,
Australian Quizzical Intonation: bane of the civilised world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

This is you this is
3.bp.blogspot.com/_J2duBv3c430/TSAgbEZ1AqI/AAAAAAAAAZA/dyRUtBPfn84/s1600/1446094-i_bet_jews_did_this_super.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

They do hate christmas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

One of the funniest things I've seen on here
was an Xmas image challenge entry with a nativity scene and underneath it read 'and to think - just three months later, he was dead'.

I really, really find that funny for some reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Is this by SOAD?
The lyrics are 'good' enough to be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Is a meme old man. Also those are more Andrew WK style lyrics
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday
We so so so so excited
We so excited
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

engage.tmgcustommedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rebecca_black.jpg
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Whoops, wrong repeated word. I suck.
You know, I might buy the single.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Have it as your ringtone.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'm gutted only one person liked my cereal status this morning.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Didn't see it!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

It was in the morning so you were probably in bed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I was awake at 730 thank you very much!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

this
I just put those lyrics as my status but it hurt so much to have it on there I deleted it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

WHICH SEAT AM I GONNA TAAAAAYYYYYYKE?!?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

saw this on mooeys page
28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li0vxeLIfR1qh0k13o1_500.jpg
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Ha, i love it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)