randomly, given the post below
i've just been instructed to get rid of 35 squatters.

when is this new law coming in again?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:37, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If you click on the link.
You'll be able to read the story. The story gives you information on this proposed law change.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Miaaow, Jeffrey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

She'll charge you £400 for reading that Jeff.
I hope you have your debit card handy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

£750 actually
plus vat and disbs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

disbs?
drastically inflated solicitor bullshit?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

et tu brute!
disbursements, you sarky cunt...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Apologies
Lashing out due to shitty payrise announcements.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

payrise? what's that?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

£750?
you must read really slowly....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

you've seen how she types
www.abledata.com/product_images/images/010440.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

i did click on the link
for once.

it was a hypothetical question. i earn a lot of money from squatters, but then as a hard-working, respectful professional human being who supports herself, i hate them, so it's tricky!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

So do I
*bags up some more 'brown'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Ages most likely
in the mean time simply take out masses of insurance on the property then burn it down, claim the squatters did it and rebuild.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

aren't YOU the lawyer?
don't they send you memos or something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

yup
but it takes a while to go through parliament and become an Act and thus the subject of legal updates.

i want a crystal ball please.

maybe i should go down to the property and ask the gypsies in there!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

they don't want you there, you slag
only calling you this because you're not a virgin
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

how do you know i'm not a virgin??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

she's seen pics of your bucket

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

hahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahha
*breathes*
hahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

WHAT??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

HAHA

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

HAHAHA

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

shocking bullying
I AM PURE AS THE DRIVEN SLUSH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)

you're as pure as Kay Tee Price

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

To far K, too far

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

come now, i didnt say as pure as paris hilton

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)