I shall be stapling mongs, with the colour most appropriate for their crimes.
Red is for "the printer's broken again". Is it? Is it really? Or are you just too fucking dumb to follow the simple instructions on the screen for loading more paper? Green is for "you know that thing you've showed me how to do three times already this month? Can you show me again?"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Excellent!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

sounds like a good system

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

printers are shit the world over
I reject your help desk monkey suggestion that it's the office drones at fault
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I'm not on the helpdesk, I am an office drone myself.
And if I can work the fucking thing, so can you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)