My coat is fairly similar to Pinhead's dress.
And I did have an accident with one of those 80s executive desk toys earlier.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you look more like an extra from the porn version?
'Needledick' isn't a complimentary name for the lead cenobite.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Don't be bitter, I'm sure one day you'll manage to gain access to some young lady's puzzle box.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

my mate has one of those
if I'm thinking of the same thing

he leaves it in a prominant position so when someone new comes round and ends up playing with it he can go "Brow's had his knob in that you know"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

These fellas?


I would have thought there'd be an unacceptable risk of pube-trappage.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

yep, one of those
to be honest, the guy in question is shaved completely bald on his head and has a hairless torso.

I have always said that I suspect is penis looks exactly like a minature version of him, so I don't think pube-trappage would be an issue
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

What the hell does taht look like?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)