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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh god I have an understairs cupboard too.
I'm in bed now, though. Monsters can't get you if you're in bed, rite?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I had to kill that fucking wizard you had in there first so I could hide.
Have you checked under your bed?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)
Solid bed.
So unless there's a dead body in the frame...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)
Did you remember that scene in 'Nightmare on Elm Street' when Freddy comes out of the bed?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)
Ok maybe this is a bad idea
shush now please
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)
To be honest Lampy.
I'd be less worried about Freddy Kruger, and more concerned about Bob hiding in your airing cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)
I'm still scared of both.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)
Well maybe the monster will kill Bob first.
Surely the lesser of two evils?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)
I'm one of the good guys,
I'm gonna finish folding these sheets then bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)
Pillow biter that you are.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)
your obsession with my bumhole is sickening.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)
Thanks love, the knickers are my hot flatmate's

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)
Commando Lampy!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)
No, I dry mine in my room.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)
And your under-crackers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:32, Reply)

sssssshhhhhh Jeff, I'm in the airing cupboard...
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)
Do any of the stairs creak?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)
dunno, I'm like a ninja, came in through a window. All ninja like.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)
only if you have the blankets right up to your chin

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

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