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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone for a copy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:39, 223 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
OI!
I just made chocolate fudgecake.

Why's it called fudgecake? There's not fudge in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I don't know.
Why is orange jam called marmalade?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)
True...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)
because they meant to make a proper chocolate cake
but forgot the flour and had to palm it off as something else.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)
There's flour in this.
Maybe it's not fudge cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I hope the flat is immaculate
he won't abide mess, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)
God I know.
I'm too tired and have a stirring blister on my finger, so I'll have to get up early to tidy/clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)
well that's that blown out of the water
there must be some EU rules about this kind of thing.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Wikipedia does not help

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Lies
Wikipedia always helps.

As does chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I cut it in half and did two different types of icing. He likes very rich and I like chocolate butter icing

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)
butter icing is all kinds of wrong

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I used to eat that out of a mug when I was sad and Sunset Beach didn't cheer me up

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)
I used to eat royal icing by the mugful as a teenager
be aware that is how I got my stunning figure. You have been warned.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Oh B3th I was doing so well and then I got all ill and needed naughty foods
But my daddy's gotta shotgun so there'll still be a wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)
a copy of what?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)
A copy of my butt
meh-heh-heh-heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I believe it is what CB radio users used to say when looking for conversation.
Convoy!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:09, Reply)
2-4 for a lady breaker!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)
That's a big 10-4

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I don;t even know where I've heard it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Me neither.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)
ah, you're talking mr b3th's language!
He used to be a big CBer, back in the day.

Breaker, breaker. Got my ears on.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Also
I used to know all the words to Convoy
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)
I've not see the film in donkeys years.
But as a child, that film was a firm favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I was heading for Bear on I-10...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I remember there were boobs in it.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I don't remember there being boobs in it.
I probably watched an 'edited for TV' version.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)
may be an embellished memory
probably just a hint of sideboob.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)
I once woke up fresh from a dream where I was singing
"I love sideboobs, best of all the wardrobe malfunctions!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)
They're your friend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)
Apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)
You're a strange lass.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)
*Thames river scene, mirrored, catchy brass jingle*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)
I imagine your mind's interior to be non-stop showtunes and chorus line.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:40, Reply)
It's kind of like that, but with a bit more 80s television

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Much like mine then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)
no
yours is like this
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)
I adore Dom Deluise

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)
I remember CB radios and trucks.
They could do a remake, 'white van man talking on a mobile'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)
I just picked my stirring blister :(

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Did it weep?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Yeah.
I think I've done The Wrong Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Put a plaster on it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I will when I go upstairs

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)
You are Rose the housemaid
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Yes, Mrs Bridg3s

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)
I don't know what the copy is of.
but okay.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Evening.
Or morning, as the case may be.

omg it's already Saturday where you are! timetravel lols
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Get the lottery numbers b3th.
You could buy the Topicana then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I NO RITE?
like zomgimondaothasideofdaworld and shizz.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)
How do you not fall off?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)
the earth is flat you dipstick

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:36, Reply)
exactly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Not a clue what copy is
but I'm okay. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)
A bit wobbly.
But in a nice way.

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Had a few drinks?
I'm alright thanks. Tired though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Yeah. I've had a few.
What have you done this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Nothing
I watched a lot of tv. (At home with family in Bristol at the momen
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)
well, to be fair
there's shit all else to do in Bristol, unless you want to score drugs and slags.

/Weston pot/kettle society
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Tiny bit true
didn't fancy rounding up some old friends and getting wasted though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)
The sun came out earlier today.
Must have been your arrival.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)
the weather has a strong sense
of dramatic irony
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Are you not feeling very sunny?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Just tired
I'd forgotten how noisy family can be
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Going anywhere nice tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)
I was thinking about London
for TGBs birthday. Depends how I feel, don't want to bring things down
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)
Any particular reason why you're feeling low?
You seemed quite spritely earlier this week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)
No sleep and countless cans of Diet Coke
will do that. I'm alright, just like something nice to happen out of the blue
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)
Well they are doing Eurovision, so don't bank on it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)
May I voice the opinion that George Michael's new single is a steaming pile of synthy shit?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)
I'm so sad about it. Do you think he's ruined his lovely voice?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I'm almost certain
he's ruined his lovely arris.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

rri +nu
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)
I said the word 'arris to my cousin tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)
wow
it's like we're soulmates or something. Are you sure you're with the right sibling?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)
I'll get back to you on that one.
Depends if the flakey tart turns up in time for our anniversary dinner tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)
I'm sure he's behaving sensibly and pacing himself tonight.





pffffft........
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)
He created some fantasy world where he's setting off first thing in the morning.
Yeahright.

I'll have time to clean my house, next door's house, and bake another cake before I see him.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)
well, if you're in that kind of mood
you could come down here and tidy up my house too.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)
I adore tidying other people's homes.
It's only my own that scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:42, Reply)

new single is whole career has been synthy
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Oh dont fuckin... seriously... Jeff... don't upset me.
There's been a lot of shit, and then there's been Kissing a Fool and A Different Corner. Just.. oh... no.. don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Kissing a fool
I used to moon over boys in the dark to that song.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)
My ex tried to use it to move back in with me
but I was resilient, because it was MY song long before she existed.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)
You'll have my dad to answer to an' all.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Is your dad called 'Kenny'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Kenny's been dumped!
They broke up the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Oh my god! He dumped Kenny.
You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)
I can't believe Kennys put up with his shenanigans this long.
Anyone know the official reason for the split?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Kenny Goss?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Was he the one in Bros?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Stop that

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Was he or not?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:43, Reply)
No
He WAS George's fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Sorry.
I get confused.

So your dad, Kenny Goss has split up with George Michael.

I knew we'd get there in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:48, Reply)
No, my dad's David Moyes!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)
David Moyes
Used to play for Bristol City.

That means Moyes is alright by me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:55, Reply)
I thought he was the bloke who plays that vampire in that programme

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)
ELBOW BBC1

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)
That's a bit strong.
I know Comic Relief is shit, but to boycott the entire channel...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)
When I think of these trendy Brit bands
I never picture them having a bloater for a lead singer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Aww, it's a shame they're trendy now, in a way.
They're not a bit cool. They're just luvleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Looks like a binman, voice of an angel.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Someone say something exciting
or, failing that, swear.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)
GOBSHITE!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)
MORE WATER!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)
Sorry, it's just late and I'm bored
and mr b3th has gone to bed, so I'm all alone and sad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:57, Reply)
What would you like to discuss?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)
go and poke him and ask if he's awake
repeat until he answers.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)
oooh
that would go down so well!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:00, Reply)
Well do it then!
Poke him. Poke him GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:01, Reply)
have a wank

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:00, Reply)
meh
I think maybe twelve times in one day is enough, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)
you're my new hero

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)
I am terrified and alone in the house and convinced I'm going to be murdered.
Halp plz.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:03, Reply)
I'd offer you some words of comfort, but it's difficult typing whilst I sharpen my knife and hide under your stairs at the same time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Oh god I have an understairs cupboard too.
I'm in bed now, though. Monsters can't get you if you're in bed, rite?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)
I had to kill that fucking wizard you had in there first so I could hide.
Have you checked under your bed?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)
Solid bed.
So unless there's a dead body in the frame...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)
Did you remember that scene in 'Nightmare on Elm Street' when Freddy comes out of the bed?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)
Ok maybe this is a bad idea
shush now please
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)
To be honest Lampy.
I'd be less worried about Freddy Kruger, and more concerned about Bob hiding in your airing cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)
I'm still scared of both.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)
Well maybe the monster will kill Bob first.
Surely the lesser of two evils?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)
I'm one of the good guys,
I'm gonna finish folding these sheets then bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)
Pillow biter that you are.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)
your obsession with my bumhole is sickening.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)
Thanks love, the knickers are my hot flatmate's

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)
Commando Lampy!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)
No, I dry mine in my room.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)
And your under-crackers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:32, Reply)

sssssshhhhhh Jeff, I'm in the airing cupboard...
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)
Do any of the stairs creak?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)
dunno, I'm like a ninja, came in through a window. All ninja like.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)
only if you have the blankets right up to your chin

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)
put music on and dance

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)
Too lazy.
And it's cold and I'm boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)
Listen to some music in bed without dancing?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)
Yeah but then I can't hear the monsters

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)
Don't say I don't provide solutions.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8qae11_-M
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:18, Reply)
What's that coming over your mum?
is it your grandpa, is it your grandpa?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)
You disgust me.
I was trying to stop you from being scared of the monster as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)
That's going to be in my head forever like though :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)
What's that going on in your head? Is it a Jeff song? Is it a Jeff song?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)
Words cannot accurately describe how much I hate you right now

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:26, Reply)
You'll get over it.
What's that brimming with hate and fear? Is it a Lampy? Is it a Lampy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:29, Reply)
ahem...
have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)
I don't do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:26, Reply)
how much have you had to drink
to be frightened of the monsters?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)
I'm naturally terrified of everything.
How are you, darling?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)
BOO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:18, Reply)
Tired but good thanks
you out tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)
Hells to the yes I am.
Would love to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)
Would be lovely to see you too
if I come, could I possibly crash (yet again) ?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)
No fuckin' problem at all.
I'll find out where to get the bus from so we don't fuck up like last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:35, Reply)
:) I'm trying to puzzle out my itinerary
I've got to go back up to Oxford and get clothes, then back down to London
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)
TK Maxx and New Look will be a cheaper option than the extra travel.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:42, Reply)
Quite probably
but that requires shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:46, Reply)
Surely shopping will take less time than travelling?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)
but require more effort
and dejection
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)
But new clothes!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)
Even my family
were a bit like 'maybe you shouldn't be eating crisps.'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:59, Reply)
Put all my weight on.
Literally. Same weight as when I started and my legs are flabby again and my chins are back.

FUCK THIS SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:02, Reply)
It is indeed fucking shit
I'm going to buy a lottery ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:07, Reply)
Ok!
We can catch a bus to Mabel's Tavern if that's where it is still from where I live, so I imagine you know how to get to mine by now :) And we can go for breakfast at the Breakfast Club, if you'd like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:45, Reply)
Breakfast Club?
Detention!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)
Haha I think I do
/hopes. And mm food. Though saying that I had a proper homecooked meal tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)
You know me, organising my life by restaurants.
I need to stop eating out so much :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)
If I didn't eat out
I'd never eat a full meal
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:52, Reply)
Here would be breakfast.
www.thebreakfastclubcafes.com/brunch/

Or we could go to the other place which is much much closer, and you probably won't have to wait 45 mins for a table.

Fuck I want pancakes now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)
drooling now

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:00, Reply)
it's pretty bad
she's been at the Toilet Duck.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)
You don't give a fuck when you're on toilet duck

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)
yeah boyeee!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:28, Reply)
Straw poll
Can I be arsed to make a cup of tea, or should I just go to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:28, Reply)
Go on.
Have a brew.

What sort of tea do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:30, Reply)
Tetley decaf
*lives the high life*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:30, Reply)
Tetley make tea-bags
Make tea.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)
Brian Glover, of Tetley Gaffer fame
used to be my auntie's teacher. TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)
Didn't he used to be a wrestler as well?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)
I believe he did.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:41, Reply)
He was in the greatest sit-com of all time as well, Porridge.
What did he teach?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:45, Reply)
fucked if I know
schoolkids, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:48, Reply)
Well that's just half a story.
*Stomps off, with the hump*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)
one hump or two?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)
*Goes into Big Breakfast mode*
One lump, or two? One lump or two? One lump or two, it's up to you? One lump, or two? One lump or two? One lump or two, it's up to you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)
Tea
always the tea
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:32, Reply)
Tea.
That's the magic number.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)
Tea is always magic
/tea-zealot
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)
well, I now have my mug of tea
and when it cools down sufficiently, I will chug it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:41, Reply)
cools down woman?!
Drink it hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:44, Reply)
can't drink it if it's too hot

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)
How hot?
This hot.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprwD7hp-uU
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:50, Reply)
In recent times, I've got more into coffee than tea.
But I agree there is a place for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:41, Reply)
A copy of what?
bounce bounce bounce bounce motherfuckers, my date was awesome.

AWESOME I TELLS YE.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:03, Reply)
Brilliant!
Really glad to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:05, Reply)
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*goal celebrations*
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:10, Reply)
Does your 'Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!'
Involve you pulling your shirt over your head?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)
A little bit, maybe.
but he was driving, and we both went home alone. Which is good, because my glee is pretty much inconcealable.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:15, Reply)
Glee is fucking bent.
I'm thrilled it went well though, will you be meeting up before the next coaching session?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:17, Reply)
I've never watched Glee the program
it does sound fucking bent, although my date does not. I'm not sure yet, possibly. Probably.
If I thought I was doing well not to blush and grin foolishly last thursday then managing the same this thursday is going to be really bloody hard.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:20, Reply)
Did you wear two pairs of socks
AND avoid the Tesco value pizza?

They were my tips.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:06, Reply)
I wore tights
but I didn't buy pizza. I have just got the text of wonderment: 'would you like to do it again sometime?'

Certainly fucking would, thankyousomuch for asking.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:08, Reply)
So me posting
berk was on one side of the tennis court
The sky was blue above
Tennis Coach stood on the other side
And, of course the score was LOVE

Wasn't too far from the mark then?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:10, Reply)
Hur hur hur hur
he was much closer than the other side of a tennis court.

Coaching on thursday is going to be...interesting.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)
So what did you give him them?
Cloth tits? Inside tops?

(It's been a while for me....)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:13, Reply)
Snoggling and snuggling
I was convinced it was going horrendously til he kissed me. That more or less convinced me otherwise.

I can smell his aftershave on my top. Ooof. *fans self* good smelling boys are full of WIN.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:18, Reply)
You really are on cloud 9 aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:19, Reply)

maybe a little bit.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:20, Reply)
You'll sleep well this evening.
Albeit with one eye on your phone, not wanting to 'not-reply' to a text message, regardless of the hour.

(Am I close?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:22, Reply)
Nah
he's got kids to teach in the morning as well as report cards to write, that's why he went home.
My sympathy is limited.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:28, Reply)
Greedy berk is!
*exits Yoda mode*

Have a spliff, it'll relax you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:30, Reply)
No, I'm falling asleep
already quite relaxed. And grinning like a loon.
(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:34, Reply)
Bless

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:38, Reply)
Socks are for queers.
Well they are when you're rocking dusty red chinos and Quoddy moccasins like I am currenty.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:09, Reply)
Loafers with no socks?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)
Bleurgh.

(berk, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:21, Reply)
Excellent news.
Keep us updated.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)
Echo :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:43, Reply)

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