I'd imagine Swipe would rather stay hidden in her expensive office than come into contact with the great unwashed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She'd be scared that she might meet someone who earned less than her
and it would through her entire belief system into chaos.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

She'd have to replace everything they touched.
Actually, this might be just what we need to kick-start the economy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)

i would agree wholeheartedly with this idea
if only all the shops weren't going to be closed because of the protestors (not that i would actually be caught dead shopping on oxford street, not being a tourist)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Plus, there's much more exclusively expensive tat you could be buying instead.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

nope
it's mostly the same tat. just surrounded by a much better class of shopper.

and no belming helmet with a microphone berating people for being WINNERS or SINNERS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

It must be lovely to have enough money to give yourself such a sense of superiority.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

She gets that from being extraordinarily clever and extremely hard-working, I'd imagine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

extraordinarily clever

She's a solicitor Monty, she's not a fucking brain surgeon or something.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

If you think people's intelligence is determined by their job
you're a fucking halfwit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

certain professions are defined by your intellectual ability to do them, absolutely.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

now al
all this does is show your own lack of extraordinary cleverness...

as before. monty said it best!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Don't think it's the money
edit: Monty said it best
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

That sounded quite hostile.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

It was praise of swipe
so hardly hostile
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Oh, I get it.
*belm*
( Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

this is why i love you so much
well it's one of many reasons.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's not the money
it's the tits.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Like *that*, they are.
Cwooargh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

it is. but don't forget my brains and looks and wonderful personality (awwwww thanks guys xx)
as a serious response, if you were from london, you'd know exactly what i mean about oxford street. only people who have zero idea or who don't stray further east than selfridges can cope with it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

You still up in Oxford for a bit this Easter?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

If you can help it don't stray into Central London at all
except for eating.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Has that bloke been exterminated yet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

i did hear he got an ASBO

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

That'll teach him

( Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)