Alright Dave
Havent been here for a while, you've done the place up nice I see.

Right, this is how it is. I have suddenly become a right billy no mates. Specifically, none of my meat friends have ever heard of the rather fine comedian Doug Stanhope and I have two tickets to go and see him in Manchester on Wednesday night this week.

So, if you're in Manchestohhhh, wednesday evening, and have a burning to desire to meet a bonefide internet truthsayer, such as myself, and accompany me to the gig, we can pretend to be friends for one evening.

The ticket is free, but I expect recompense in the form of drinks, probably 2, tops 3; its a school night for me.

It's at the Dancehouse, Oxford road, can meet you in the Salisbury, cos thats fucking original isn't it.

In the event of several people actually wanting to go, I will choose one at random, or with my special list of character traits I look for in a fake friend.

If youre a ladee, then probably best if you dont meet random lying blokes off of the internet really so think carefully. That said, breasts do feature in my special list of character traits.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 0:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Were it a few days later, I'd be there
But that's 2 days before payday, and I'll be jealous of churchmice at that point!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I'm very sorry I Have Run Out Of Coke, but I am not in manchester at that time. But I am interested in becoming friends with you.
Maybe we could meet up and share a milkshake? There is a place down the road from me that will turn any confectionary bar into a milkshake, my favorite one was peanutbutter kit kat. Do you like milkshakes? I like milkshakes, but I prefer yoghurt based drinks, like Yop. That reminds me, I bought stuff to try and make home made yop last night. The guy charged me £4 for a Gwuava thing, he said £5 origionally and I said "Hoooow MUCH? Iz you dizzy blud? I ain't payin' dat. Pussyole." and he knocked it down to £4 because I'm a good customer. I still think that might have been to much. It might be a paypia instead of a gwava, i don't know, but it's very big. There are a few of us on here who like Yop, I was talking about it to a b3tan who said s/he buys it by the kilo, but that's a bit silly I think, because it is a liquid, should of said litre. Silly saussage.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 8:06, Reply)

WE ARE NOW BEST FRIENDS
I dont think anything could go wrong.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)