what about "jezzer" ?
i've dated a jezzer. he stuck his fork in my dinner.

there was no second date.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:31, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is sticking 'a fork in your dinner'
A euphemsim?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

fork pump action yoghurt rifle
dinner ear during dinner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

This is a brilliant, brilliant post
I don't care if Finchy said it first, "Pump action yoghurt rifle" cracks me up every time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

One of my favourite's

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

That's an unusual euphemism for it
Unless of course he was sporting a trident

EDIT: damn you, DogFucker!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

FYI Jezzer is even worse
Seb is similar
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

omg you 3 are just dirty disgusting boys
who are dirty and disgusting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I'm not the one who stuck my "fork" in your "dinner"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

You so want us
Three dirty disgusting boys, three holes that need filling. Coincidence?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Leave me out of this Darth.
You just want to see other mens cocks and are trying to use Swipe as a conduit for your member munching lust.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

7/10
Points for alliteration
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Three holes that need filling?
What are you suggesting here, DF? Because it sounds like you want her to strap on and bum you all one after the other.

You're definitely straight, though. Because it's a girl you want to bum you. That's not a gateway bumming at all. Nope.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

*adds 'gateway bumming' to lexicon*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

7/10
"gateway bumming" made me officelol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Don't worry, I'll protect you.
*eyes your 'dinner' lasciviously*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)