I don't think I've ever been sent anything *really* exciting.
Just stuff I get excited about, like gig tickets and shoes.

Alt: I am having an inner debate between scrambled eggs on toast or fried eggs on toast.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:05, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Surely either involves using some kind of basic cooking apparatus?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Yeah, but I don't know which I fancy.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

*looks expectant*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I'm thinking about poached eggs on toast
why not do poached?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

EGGY BREAD

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

WINNAR
Eggy bread is awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Argh! Don't give me *more* choices!
I've been known to put off eating for hours because I can't decide what to have.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Then do all 3!
Eggy bread topped with scrambled egg and fried egg

This must win!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Is it possible to overdose on eggs?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I have tried
but failed. Eggs rock!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Yes
If you eat too many your body turns into a massive egg. Then your hair grows back in a horrible shade of red and sprouts in unsightly amounts all over your upper lip. Upsides of this condition include a preternatural ability with advanced robotics. Downsides are uncontrollable megalomania and a speedy blue hedgehog for a nemesis.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I'd love to have a nemesis
So far the only person intent on doing me physical harm is myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I'd be happy to volunteer
But I'm generally either very busy or utterly apathetic. Plus you live about as far away from me as is possible whilst being in the same country, and I like you.

Nonetheless, grrrrrrr *shakes fist*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Curse you, Darth Foxtrot!
I'll make you paaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

MwahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
*laugh echoes through fabulously-decorated hollowed-out volcano lair*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

*click*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I think it would :)
But it sounds like a lot of effort.

*flips coin*

Fried.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Egg roll
around on the floor.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

haha this wins so far

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Still not getting it
Hello, by the way :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Hey how are you?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Good thank you, although I may have misjudged the remaining signs of life in this thread whilst starting a new one
You?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Okay thanks
bit tired as usual. Turns out I forgot to submit a form with my thesis :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Surely they shouldn't need a form to identify it as a thesis?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Apparantly they do
both me and the administrator were sure it was in the envelope but apparantly not.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Send them a new one
with "this form will self-destruct in five seconds" written along the bottom
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)