Internet nemeses
In honour of mine and B3th's new-found mongoose-snake relationship, who is your internet nemesis and why? I'm assuming that none of you are interesting enough to have a real-life nemesis, but if you have, go nuts.

Alt Q - whilst we're on the subject of VNV Nation songs, there's a live version of Honour 2003 on their album Reformation 1 which makes you wonder if they listened to the album before releasing it. Ronan Harris is very obviously either fucked off his face or gargling cum as he sings. Is there anything more disappointing, musically, than a shite live version of a great song?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:44, 21 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i could use a mongoose to find my snake :(
my nemesis? the fucking taxman
( zulu eh?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Earn less money!
Simples
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

you want me to be motivated by something other than money?
like stupidity?
( zulu eh?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

It works for Nick Griffin and it can work for you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

actually, looking at some of my colleagues you might be onto something

( zulu eh?, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I work for Nick Griffin!
Well, it's more voluntary stuff, PR, you know...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Are you his extra pair of eye?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

This is either a very unfortunate slip-up or a stroke of genius

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Purpose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Haven't heard that live album
I don't have an Internet Nemesis, or a real one come to think of it, as I'm too nice for that sort of thing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I don't have a nemesis.
I don't think anyone hates me enough to bother. I think it might make the day go a bit faster if I had someone to thwart on-line.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I don't have one either
want to be nemeses for the day?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I couldn't be horrible to you if I tried.
I need someone dislikeable. I'm not very good at disliking people though. I'm even quite fond of Rory.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

You're right :(
we obviously weren't meant to be. *scans list of other b3tans*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Alt: yes there is: when you post on here, you rapacious cock-hound.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Yes, yes, very good
I will grant you a tired 6/10 for "rapacious cock-hound" but you're not fooling anyone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Neither are you with all your talk of this 'girlfriend' you claim to have.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I did not see that coming
Clearly I underestimated you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Flim-Flam is my nemesis, but she's never here any more.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Victory then?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

She could be lying in wait...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)