Clowns are fucking terrifying!
As are mimes and those spray painted statue people
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There was a model at the video shoot yesterday who was terrified of clowns
Unfortunately for her, 2/3rds of the scenes involved the band members in creepy clown masks. We managed to keep her separate from the masks for the most part, but there was an 'incident' where someone was pranking a band member by wearing one, and she saw. Poor girl lost it, and ran off crying.
It's hard to understand just how crippling a proper phobia can be when you don't have one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I have never been to a circus
and I never intend to. Mrs Cow can take the kids
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I love those spray painted statue people.
Purely because back home everyone looks at them with utter disdain and hope they fall over, whereas if there's one on Northumberland Street up here about four hundred people stop in wonder going "is it a real person? Is it a statue? This is a-MAZING!".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Barry, you are correct with this observation
No accounting for the fools up and down there though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)