Oh god, I wouldn't wish my flabby bits on anyone!
It's enough to turn any man. That's why I never wear anything too revealing, arm or midriff-wise.

I find the people with the most questionable hygiene seem to be the ones who have the most trouble with observing personal space boundaries.

Alt: had oat flakes for breakfast, so lunch is quite a way off yet. Don't know what it'll be though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Never reveal these weaknesses to your nemesis
I'm going to run all the way to Weston Super Mare, where I will hug you tightly and for an unreasonably long time BEFORE SHOWERING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

One day we will meet, Internet Nemesis,
and you will PAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

*rotates swivel chair slowly*
*strokes cat*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)

You're lucky you don't have to ride the Tube
Middle-aged, fat, sweaty men seem to take great joy in rubbing their foul underarms against your nose.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)