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ladies - if you have big fat flabby upper arms, would you wear a sleeveless top to work?No so why is some wrinkley old munter flapping her bingo wings around the office.
What repulses you on other people?
ALT: Lunch - mine has been cancelled and I haven't brought in anything to eat, i shall therefore have to go out and buy a chicken, hummus, slad and chilli sauce wrap.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:07,
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Eating with your mouth openis the single most repulsive thing a person can do.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:09,
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Actually I think a women sitting on her desks with her legs apartand wiping lumps of smegma onto her sandwich before eating them with her mouth open would be more repulsive.
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I think watching Al eating a BBQ sauce salathered steak with his bare hands would be worseWatching as the sauce dribbled out the corners of his mouth, running down into the many folds of his moobs collecting the reminents of the days earlier seven meals. Then he uses an entire loaf to mop up all the sweaty juicy goodness
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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Theoretically, I'd have to agreealthough curling one out onto the office carpet tiles afterwards wouldn't help with the ambience, either.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:13,
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*drops chocolate mousse into the bin*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:13,
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Unless it's a coiled, solid brown mousseflavoured with sweetcorn and hazelnut, I don't understand your squeamishness.
Now dig it out and nosh it down.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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Dig it out and nosh it down?the mental image that conjures is just...
*dies a little inside*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:20,
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You know I meant the mousse, right?I didn't mean he was standing with his trousers around his ankles, a spoon in his hand and a look of happy expectation on his face.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:23,
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I want you to go away and have a long think about what you've done.Everyone else just wants you to go away.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:38,
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*drops egg and cress sandwich into the bin*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:13,
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HelloWon't be around long today, it's my last day to finish my dissertation
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Be sure to end it: "I hope you enjoyed reeding my dissattation as much as I enjoyed writing it! xxx"(, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
In that case attach a photo of your boyfriends erect penis and a note saying that she can have a go whenever she wants.(, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)
I'll attach the picture of your massive cock that you gazzed me ages ago.(, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I think any woman wouldIt did look like a lot of fun. It was so big you could probably get two on at once.
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And I suppose the spelling mistakes are meant to be there because it's part of the witty joke?(, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)
I KNOW HOW TO SPELL "READING" WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF GUESTS(, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Good luck with it(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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Wait a minuteWhat's a woman doing having more than one desk? Getting ideas above her station, isn't she?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:15,
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One is for workthe other is for being bent over and smashed by the sales team
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:16,
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A smashed what?OMG the suspense is killing me!
Edit: Ninja bastard...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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That's it, she can be smashed by Ninjas and she wouldn't even know it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:20,
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She has a normal deskand some laying out space on the side. She's a civil engineer and therefore needs space for looking at large site plans.
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Do they meet at right anglesSo as to comply with H&S ergonomics as well as allowing her to sit on both and spread her legs without doing herself an injury?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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Yesshe has a specially chamfered piece of wood connecting the two and they are fixed together to remove the risk of pinching herself somewhere delicate while she spreads herself.
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And people always bitch and moan about H&SIt's there to help you!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:22,
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"...and that's how I met your mother."(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:16,
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Yeah', totally, they should share them out like they're Celebrations."Oh man, who took all the [hot secutary]'s ? Damn, there is only [the women who smells a bit like the deli counter at the local shop that reffuses to throw stuff out]... worst. day. EVER. "
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:22,
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I do. I don't give a fuck who can see them. I want to wear a god damned sleeveless top, so I will.rotten teeth repulses me
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:16,
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That's cos you're American and probably have lovely white straight teeth(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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they're straight, not quite white, I don't bleach thembut fuck, how hard is it to brush your teeth?
and why is it that the one person with the nastiest mouth is the one that smiles the most? gross
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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racist and homophobic, go and apologise to /talk(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:21,
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English people in general have rotten teeth well the working class anyway.
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there should be a charity that hands out toothbrushes and toothpaste and floss (
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:59,
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Hairy armpits & legs on women, ughAlt: Chicken super noodles.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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Do you ever eat food that isn't complete shit?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:18,
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It's made him the man he is today(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:27,
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Aye, I'd been on homemade chilli until last weekFunds are a bit restricted this week though, and noodles were on offer
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:35,
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Good questionMorbid obesity, in either gender. Fat bastards in wifebeater vests with ill-judged tattoos on their upper arms make me feel nauseous (cue strikethroughs). Women whose choice of clothing implies they feel they are highly attractive despite ample evidence to the contrary have much the same effect; unjustified arrogance is incredibly offputting. And, I know this is harsh, there's very little more unnattracive than a fat bird with no tits.
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There you go.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:18,
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someone had to do it(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:21,
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Fat birds with pointy tits, worst of both worlds(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:18,
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When you say 'pointy tits'Do you mean tits that look like a Wombles nose?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:24,
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wowI....I didn't know you felt...that...*sniffles*...way about...*sniffles*...mm-mmeeee *quiet sobs*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:21,
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I am quite literally everything in that post. Fat bird with no tits wearing a wife beater [as we speak] with an ill-judged upper arm tattoo.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:45,
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I imagine you saying this aloudwith all the mannerisms and affectations one would expect of Gok Wan.
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I find people so shallow that they judge other people on their appearance quite repulsive.I also find men with long hair, beards and jeggings quite disgusting.
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Not judging, just saying i don't like itand I've had some sort of grossness I'd dress appropriately
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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Emo!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:21,
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They won't listen to me.THEY DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE ELSE!!!!!
RIGHT, KIDS?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:25,
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*sobs quietly*
*realises he doesn't own any jeggings*
*perks up*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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Skin.I just want to cut it all off with a rusty scalpel and make a suit out of it, then parade around in it, wanking occasionally.
Alt: a sandwich with smegma wiped on it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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I like how you said "occasionally"like, "well sometimes I feel like it, and sometimes I don't. Depends on the weather. Or what mood I'm in"
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:23,
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Groinal re-arrangement and spittingAs a spiffing chap, I know the importance of having a rearrange every now and again. However, the people that do it in public, with no shame make me feel nauseous. A co-worker does it, most infuriatingly next to my desk, about a foot away from my elbow. I've had to refrain from bringing it up in reviews as it's "a personal issue".
South London seems to be full of spitters. Not sure why. Digusting habit.
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Spitting on the pavement is fucking disgusting(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:23,
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I think there is only one situation where public flemming up is acceptable, and that's when flemming up your mask for skuba diving.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:37,
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It's because South London is shit and full of subhuman scum.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:24,
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Is this because he only goes out at nightAnd because the local residents never smile at him, he never sees them?
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It's how they clean the streets there, bit of a spit-shine. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:36,
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I spit when I smoke.It's a habit I picked up from the lesbians.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:46,
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Oh god, I wouldn't wish my flabby bits on anyone!It's enough to turn any man. That's why I never wear anything too revealing, arm or midriff-wise.
I find the people with the most questionable hygiene seem to be the ones who have the most trouble with observing personal space boundaries.
Alt: had oat flakes for breakfast, so lunch is quite a way off yet. Don't know what it'll be though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:25,
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Never reveal these weaknesses to your nemesisI'm going to run all the way to Weston Super Mare, where I will hug you tightly and for an unreasonably long time BEFORE SHOWERING
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One day we will meet, Internet Nemesis,and you will PAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:36,
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You're lucky you don't have to ride the TubeMiddle-aged, fat, sweaty men seem to take great joy in rubbing their foul underarms against your nose.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:32,
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The most repulsive thing I can think of right nowFat women in leggings. Particularly when you can see VPL and cellulite through the fabric. PARTICULARLY when the leggings are white. The worst.
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*vomits copiously*I saw a girl just like that at dance practice on Sunday. She's studying to become a lawyer. I despair of the future of our legal profession.
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Surely reading Swipeys posts are enough to do that?seeing a fat lawyer in leggings just makes you despair of some peoples fashion sense.
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Swipey's posts make me despair of the PRESENT of our legal professionI suppose, on reflection, that it is harsh to assume the country's going to the dogs just because one law student is hideously unaware of what constitutes a good look for her
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But equally it would be harsh to assume that just becausesomeone is a TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST FROM NORWICH that he's a cunt NAMED MARTIN who likes taking mens cocks in his mouth.
But we still do.
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Dead meme which was only funny when Gonz did it is dead and was only funny when Gonz did it anyway(, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
That meme's never going away. I accept thisI suppose you want a mark, don't you... 7/10. Cumulative.
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But still true. You shouldn't judge someone's intelligence by the way they dress. For all you know she could be a fantastic lawyer. Judge her dress sense by all means, but not her intelligence.
Stop being so shallow and pathetic.
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You're amazing -snuggles-(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:44,
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It's a fake dissertation.More of a literature review, I don't know why the tutors call it a dissertation.
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THIS THIS THISEspecially when they just wear a long t-shirt over the top and there's arse flab everywhere.
I'm pretty skinny, and I think I only just get away with white leggings. They're risky business.
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It was only last year I braved white jeansand then only with a long top over them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:35,
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Women that cycle in normal tightsI always don't know whether or not to tell them I can pretty tell the brand of pants they are wearing.
They make cycle tights for a reason!
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Tights are even worse! I didn't realise that was a thing.And surely with cycling there's a massive risk of splittage. I can't have a fag without creating some ladder/hole situation in tights.
You should definitely embarrass them next time. The more publicly the better.
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The other day I saw a spherical lass in jeggings and a sporty crop top thingThe muffin top was of epic proportions.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:42,
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Fat girls in crop tops?O_o
I have to say I've not worn a crop top. Ever.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:43,
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No one should. Actually I used to wear long bra tops with high-waisted skirts, which I think can be a good look but ONLY if you have the right balanced boob size (which I do not anymore). It kind of just looks like a pretty dress. And importantly, no stomach!
I'm such a style nazi.
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I think it's a power look and one you should do more oftenI in turn promise to get back into the swing of pretty floral dresses.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:48,
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Rockabilly swing dresses look awesome on girlsFACT.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:50,
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I'm having to stop myself from buying a Vivien of Holloway dress in the sale.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:53,
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Already have one in red satinwww.vivienofholloway.com/en/category/50s-halterneck-circle-dress/
Will try and find a pic of me in it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56,
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I'm so so so tempted :(But I have le no money.
Would go for www.vivienofholloway.com/en/category/50s-halterneck-circle-dress/50s-halterneck-circle-dress/957/ but thye don't have it in my size- there's a similar one in a size I could conceivably slim into but yeah.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:58,
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The blue and gold dragon sarong is hotstuff too.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:01,
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Ilike the halter neck tops, but there's none I like in my size :(I don't have the figure for swing dresses, the tight ones look better on me.
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They're all so pretty sadly I can't wear swing dresses. What looks cool, hip and intentional on other people, looks like I've raided a granny's wardrobe on me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15,
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I'm glad about thisas I have a few. I don't have one of those big net skirty things though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:52,
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I'm glad that the rocker/psychobilly look has come back in over the last few yearsJust hope that Pin Up Girl fashion becomes a little more prevalent now.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:58,
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Were I to go for tattoosI think I'd be quite tempted by those 50s horror/drag racer type designs. Lots of skulls etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:07,
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They're definitely 'in' right nowAnd I've seen some amazing pieces, but it's not for me.
As for horror, you could get a tattoo of Ol' Murder Eyes reaching out to touch you...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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That's waaay to much horror for my old ticker to cope with.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:10,
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Every time I close my eyes I see him closing in to kiss my neckI've had fourteen showers and still feel dirty. Counseling has been booked.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:12,
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I feel really creeped out just reading it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:14,
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I shuddered.I could feel it happening all over again.
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15,
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Better do your homework, eat your greens and pray each nightOr Ol' Murder Eyes will come for you!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15,
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I'm going to the library at 4pm and I had salad for dinner last night.I don't pray though.
I can see a hat in the distance.
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:16,
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The Murdering Hat!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:20,
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I'm going to start shitting my daughter up with this very tale.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:17,
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it'll give her nightmares for weeks'and then I had a sip and felt all sleepy'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:22,
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"and then I felt the bristlesLike the embrace of a thousand hedgehogs who have no concept of personal space"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:23,
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Dude I am slightly freaking out now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:33,
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You're going to end up scrubbing your skin off with bleach and wire wooland sobbing in the shower before the week is through.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:14,
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UNCLEAN UNCLEAN UNCLEAN!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:16,
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I'd also consider a whole-back tattooof the cover of Axis: Bold as Love by Jimi Hendrix, but
a) it'd cost a shitload
b) it'd fucking hurt
c) 'music' tattoos are a bit bent, non?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:12,
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Music tattoos aren't bent, noA) and B) are correct though. Still, I reckon it'd look pretty damn sweet.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:14,
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Could you think of someone who'd do a good job of it?And how much would you think it might be $$$-wise?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:15,
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There are a couple in LondonEither at In2U or The Family Business.
A very rough guess at pricing would be a grand plus, easy. Some artists charge per piece, some per hour (some are fast, some are slow). Say maybe a couple of sessions for the linework, then four more for colour and shading at the very least.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:18,
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Hmmmm.I am actually tempted by this, given your encouragement.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:19,
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Check out the sites for those two studiosSee if any of their artists have work you like, and maybe go speak to them.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:22,
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You'll regret it young manwhen you grow out of that music
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:23,
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*googles*That would be fucking fantastic as a tattoo.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:26,
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Rockabilly music and fashion is excellent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:03,
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It looked like a sports bra top thingShe wasn't as fat as that woman in Love It (the 50 stone one with the skipgunt) though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:46,
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AND SHE WAS WEARING LEGGINGS TOO.I'm totally seeing red at the thought of it.
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There was a woman in a trashy mag who was proud of being 50 stoneShe had a skipgunt.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56,
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It was an article in a magazineDon't have a link to it, and I don't really want to go searching for it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:01,
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a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/29703_10150206024160717_545540716_12938841_8156130_n.jpg
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Fuck dudeNSFW maybe?!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:03,
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All fat peopleshould be forced to wear a four person dome tent as a poncho. Especially when exercising.
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Is that what you worewhen you went for your run this morning, then?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:04,
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White leggings?WHY? White tights are cute because of the whole schoolgirl thing. White leggings? I actually don't like leggings that much. And I own a lot.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:42,
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I always spill stuff on mine. I once got raspberry jam on the thighs before I'd even left the house and didn't have time to change :(
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Pfft, silly mare.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47,
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Not a good look.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47,
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Was there not a spare jam rag to hand?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:47,
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Smooth dude(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:48,
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Meh, first thought that came to mind.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:50,
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You're disgusting. Please refrain from replying to me in future. Ta.
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Great, now you've made me imagine George Osborne delivering the budget in the style of a silent slapstick comedywith Cameron playing the piano in the same manner as Terry Jones in that Monty Python 'Blackmail' sketch.
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He MADE you imagine that?No, I think that's all you.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:19,
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Dirty ears.Cottage cheese on rye and crisps.
And Haribo starmix.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:50,
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Haribo starmix?Did you know they almost campaigned successfully to have Haribo starmix reclassified as a fruit so it could be added to childrens school lunch menu's across Britain. But then Jamie spotted it and their plot was foiled.
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What a bastard. I used to like him as well.They probably have nutrients that haven't even been discovered yet.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:56,
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There's a fat person in my office who smells. it makes me angry
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:09,
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Have a wash then, Tubby the Tuba.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:10,
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It's a bit rich of me to judgebut I'm repulsed by excessively fat people (i.e. morbidly obese) who don't have an medical cause. In terms of fashion I'm going to have to agree with Applebite. White leggings are horrible, t-shirts with slogans like 'I'm a bitch' and tube tops on people with big breasts.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:20,
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It got posted a bit back :((
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:29,
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Oh. It hasn't arrived. Oh well, they're probably not that expensive, thanks anyway
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 13:57,
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