I bet not as heavy as, say, a polar bear

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You're right. Polar bears are, like, way heavier.
Anyone who disagrees is wrong likely to harp on about it forever
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

People who disagree about that are likely to forget to carry their ones as well

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Thus singlehandedly destroying all our good work and losing the thing entirely.

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I don't know why we bother sometimes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

CLENDERS!
Hello BFF!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Hello BFF.
Are you going to get terrible hiccups on Friday?
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I imagine there's a fairly strong possibility that this might happen.
Are you still coming?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I just might, Bee Eff Eff, I just might :)

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Woo!
DiT isn't coming. He offered me a choice of HOT DATES to make up for it though, which I thought was nice.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

He's a flakey shitbag.

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Are you still coming to SU-SU-SU-SUSHITIME?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

On 2nd? Yes, if you are.

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I am indeed. My lovely wife should be coming too
as will my friend Stuart.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Marvellous.
It's in my diary. I suppose I could sign up ONLINE too.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

you can't call my BFF a flakey shitbag.
But I can
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Don't break his slakey-flakey heart
I just don't think he'll understand.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Hang on
He messaged me asking if I'd meet up with a friend of his at the Ballroom...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

What? What friend?

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Said that he couldn't make it
But he was going to meet a friend of his who's a bit lonely. Said they're not stunning or anything, "not conventionally attractive" were his exact words, but said that they're desperate enough to do just about anything to you. Hell, he said I could even burn them a little if I wanted to, they'd just be glad of the attention.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

1. He has no friends - he never comes out to play.
2. Are you dissing my BFF? Hmm?
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

1. True
2. Maybe a little...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Oh dear.
And I'd just decided to make bacon and cheese toasties on Sunday as well.
Shame.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

*sadface*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

cheeseylols

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Still up for AWESOMENESS on the Saturday?
*activity occluded to prevent invoking Ol' Murder Eyes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Yes.
Imperial War Museum and then Sharktopus.
No muderers allowed.
I am getting up early on Saturday to go shopping.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I'll be up, can I come?
Or is it girl shopping?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Yes, please come with me.
It's food-for-Sunday shopping.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Done!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Are you coming on Friday?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

*narrows eyes at the post deletion*
Yes I am. I'm signed up an everyfink.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Sorry b3ta stopped working properly for a minute
and now facebook won't let me onto my own event
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Looks like it'll be a really good night
Sorry I can't make it, I'm properly broke.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's probably for the best
I'll end up getting really drunk and staring at your tits and then I'll get divorced and it'll be a terrible birthday.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Why do you ask if I'm coming?
OMG you're going to set me up with someone! Shit shit shit, now I'm all anxious.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Errrrr, well actually I do know some extremely hot single women
so I could introduce you to them if you like.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I was joking
Now this is awkward, I do not know what to say that is polite but not dismissive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Are you saying you don't want to meet my hot single femal friends?
Is this a polite way of telling me you're actually a bummer?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I'm saying please feel free to introduce me to your hot, single lady friends
Even though "femal"(sic) makes me wonder if it'd be you in a dress.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Oh Labs.
Don't make me cry, that's not nice.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)