Not existing is an ambition of mine.
Unfortunately, banks and Inland Revenue make it their business to know.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There's always suicide
All the cool kids are doing it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Well apparently it's painless.
And brings on many changes.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

For some people it's incredibly painful
And very little changes after.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

They should aim better.
Apparently, a large percentage of firearm related would be suicides miss. How fucking hard can it be?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

If you think about it,
unless they're looking a mirror at the time, which would be an incredibly niche fetish, they probably can't tell how close to their head the gun is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Use a webcam.
And become an online star.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

In the words of Han Solo,
What's the good of a reward if you're not around to use it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

You'd soon tire of not existing
after a few days of no electricity, no water, no rubbish collection, no bank accounts, no money, no job, no welfare, no pension, not even a rail card.

You couldn't buy a car, you couldn't drive it even if you could because you'd have no insurance, no MOT, no means of buying petrol and no driver's licence.

Ditto for everything else you take for granted forever. I hope one of your hobbies is medieval level subsistence farming. Except you wouldn't be able to buy the land to do that on, either.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)