I like that this made me laugh even though it makes no practical sense whatsoever

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE MY NAME IS MARTIN AND IM A PINE MARTEN FROM CANADA

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

That is impressive
To mis-spell a word shortly after spelling it correctly takes real skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I actually thought that was how the species of animal was spelt

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

And it is. You fucking twat.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Pine_Marten
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I had no idea
Thank you for educating me in this incredibly dull fact
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Since i'm getting into the habit of teaching you things
is there anything else you would like me to focus on tomorrow?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

You really are. What a worrying development
It's probably for the best that you embrace this responsible lifestyle choice as you're going to be 30 in three days though.

Tomorrow I would like to cover the history of the Cricket World Cup (topical) and the Crimean War (less so)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

The magnitude of the amount I care about the history of the cricket world cup
is the same magnitude of the amount of a fuck that BraynDedd gives.

Though I will look into the Crimean War for you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Appreciate it
All I know is the (rough) dates, the apparently-bollocks legend of Florence Nightingale and that fucking poem
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

It is.

(berk, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Afternoon perky tits.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Is that the female equivalent of Morning Wood?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Wouldn't that be great.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)